derek

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ngl i underestimated how good things are going to me
spent the whole summer being a chill pilled bored maxxer though i knew i was ready to start sprinting at any given moment

got my wish!
it’s friday night, who up & reading about embedding your vectorized text into chatgpt prompts
hearing rumors that we’re so fucking back???
> saturday night
> go out ~7pm
> have a few drinks (my only non-caffeinated substance in weeks)
> come back ~11pm
> 5 commits deep by midnight
> realize this what truly locking in feels like
> excited to wake up and code tomorrow
> we_are_so_back.jpg
taking a break from my break to share i started a new job today that i am extremely excited about.

might fuck around and spend the next 5 years there.

back to being heads down, talk soon :)
at a bar, staring at the point of sale telling the bartender to wait up to 120s for the transaction to process

eth is literally an order of magnitude improvement lmao
i’ve decided the single most impactful thing i can do every day is putting my phone on the charger out of reach from my bed at 10pm

and i can’t touch it until i’m ready to put it in my gym bag on my way out the following morning
woke up & didn’t reach for my phone immediately

the vibes are shifting
we’re so fucking back
spent mother’s day appreciating how behind every great work you can find the self sacrificing devotion of a woman wbu?
absolute banger 3-2-1 thursday from james clear today
new derek lore just dropped 🥵
life is short, go long to hedge

such a banger quote shame it’s from a top tier grifter lmao
did some technical analysis

looks like this chart is breaking out after a long consolidation period

new aths imminent

i’m max bidding
the real question is, how did he get locked up in the first place?

i am investigating to ensure it does not ever happen again
it has been brought to my attention that the dog in me has been sleeping

let it be known that mf is wide awake now
every year there are two weeks where i become a shell of a man
y’all mind if i go in the sauna twice today & have sleep for dinner because i want a better tomorrow for myself
hearing reports that users of the derek channel are witnessing vibe curation the likes of which have never been seen before
my degen tip allowance keeps dropping because i am too busy shipping code or irl events that builders enjoooy to keep up with the engagement farmers

can the dereks do something?
addressing the recent “derek is a whale allegations”

let the onchain record reflect i was merely a shrimp with whale dreams the whole bear market

only recently have i graduated to dolphin status after a long time swimming against the current
i’ve been in the trenches for a minute

i gotta say whoever wrote the plotline to this instance of the derek multiverse is really good at making the most entertaining outcome the likeliest

i can see the light… can’t wait to share more on the comeback story

🔜
jesus christ

“buying the digital air we breathe” 🫵🤣

😔
it’s idea guy season 💡