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dog allergy
okay, i’m on the bottom of the sea.
Hi, guys! Are we consulting or working?
the cat sits quietly
я:
я:
Mint clown
glad to punch here
We’ll find an empty house and settle there.
- Shall we get people?
- Well, they eat a lot, yell. swear, we’ll live for ourselves.
- Shall we get people?
- Well, they eat a lot, yell. swear, we’ll live for ourselves.
A crab with a cocktail is like a bird with beer, only more refined.» It is not for nothing that they say that on the beach all problems dissolve in the sea, and fun and good mood come by themselves.
So, my friends, don’t believe everything you see on the beach. Maybe it’s not a sea inhabitant who hid under the sand, but just a joker in a shark costume.
Bob is surprised and puzzled. It’s ripples in my eyes. Call the doctors!
The dog can learn about 250 gestures and words and learn to count to 5, which corresponds to the level of development of a 2-year-old child. The cat reacts exclusively to the sounds of the opened refrigerator and dry food poured into a bowl, which corresponds to the intelligence of a 45-year-old civil servant.
In the store, I apologized to a woman I almost ran into in carts. It turned out to be my reflection in the mirror.
We need an urgent rest!
We need an urgent rest!
fiori e fantasia
I’ll be comfortable - to like and praise, Maybe I can update the coins...🤣🤪🤭
Winning tactics!
Winning tactics!
Another little story: The competition for the shortest autobiography was won by an elderly French woman who wrote:
«I used to have a smooth face and a crumpled skirt, but now it’s the opposite.»
«I used to have a smooth face and a crumpled skirt, but now it’s the opposite.»
The winner of the contest for the shortest story, which has a plot, climax and outcome. (O. Henry)
"The driver smoked and bent over the gas tank to see if there was a lot of gasoline left. The deceased was twenty-three years old."
"The driver smoked and bent over the gas tank to see if there was a lot of gasoline left. The deceased was twenty-three years old."
Well, how can you not be happy for the cats and you can sympathise with the dog owners. Dogs are happy when walking in any weather.
why don't some fish play piano?
because you can't tuna fish!
because you can't tuna fish!
Funny chairs will add a touch of humour and originality to the interior, making it more vivid and memorable. Such designer chairs are not only functional, but can also become a unique accent in the interior, attracting attention and creating an atmosphere of playfulness and fun.
what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese!
nacho cheese!
I every time a stupid work e-mail comes in🙄
Frederick Brown. The shortest scariest story ever written.
"The last man on Earth was sitting in a room. They knocked on the door."
But the film on this topic turned out to be even very comical.
"The last man on Earth was sitting in a room. They knocked on the door."
But the film on this topic turned out to be even very comical.
when you tested positive on all the tests, but then you realized you were a drug rehab.
why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
because it was two-tired!
because it was two-tired!