welp

/welp110

welp

trillion dollar company and you can't fucking deliver last minute during the most busy week in the whole year you fucking FAILURE

NOW I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wrote this as a joke, but you AI nuthuggers can't help yourself

> ... we just got a new codebase that uses snake case and the _ is causing my right wrist to flare up again

Programmers have the hardest life out of any occupation. There's no OSHA to catch devious motherfuckers sneaking in snake_case, which IS KNOWN TO DESTROY wrists, for the sake of aesthetic appeal

😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 im gay now 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍

i just got told my testosterone 1% was denied by insurance over the phone. they mentioned my sleep apnea and couldn't explain why it was mentioned in the denial

i screamed at them THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE KILLING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS and hung up

people who use precommit hooks are fucking losers who create a burdensome process nobody fucking wants to maintain so everyone spams "--no-verify"

im getting "Luigi Mangione" tattooed on my chest

> A jacket and Monopoly money were among some of the things found in the backpack.

HE IS THE ONE

https://www.msnbc.com/politicsnation/watch/no-gun-found-in-backpack-recovered-in-central-park-police-say-226468421636

i'm starting a legal fund for the united healthcare shooter

and if he doesn't get caught

it'll be his judgment day fund.....................

we're on the boondock saints timeline now

ceo muthafuckas better watch out

i bought a book instead of stealing it off libgen

I've made it

my children will not eat tonight just because this man wanted to make a point

https://x.com/danfinlay/status/1861635733183934860

I GOT ROBBED BY DAN FINLAY ON SOLANA THIS CYCLE

people talking about the debauchery on pump.fun streaming like it's their first day on the internet.

you guys used chatroulette before or any user streaming service before? were any of these banned?

i hate being this old. the longer i live, the more times i relive and hear the same stupid fucking opinions again

this is the "we can't all go to jail if everyone launches a coin" cycle

i'm really stagnating as a person

i've been using the same deregatory terms to call people for decades.

it's time to LOCK in and find new ways to insult people

what it's like being in crypto

this is why i don't donate to political parties anymore

my friend getting megaspammed now and it reeks of desperation

i bought a condo and it's going to get renovated

but it's become pretty clear my wife has all these wants and this is me who literally does not give a fuck about any of this shit

vapid materialistic bullshit

cozy fabric cat

kamala raised over 1b

y'all don't need to be fucking begging like this

this kind of money should be going to funding new L2s instead

im at the zoo and this bear is thinking the same thing as me

"i shouldn't have top blasted that shitcoin"

just watched a woman try to give money to an old lady sitting on a bench eating beans out of a can

she rejected the money and said, "I'm not poor. I just like eating beans out of a can."

This is why you can't feed the homeless

Feed one and then a hundred of them show up and start scratching at the walls

Then they start doing meth and attack @keccers.eth in the streets

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/10/us/raccoons-washington-home.html?unlocked_article_code=1.RU4.stuM.oKo3u6Tbu3Do&smid=url-share

/welp