yapping

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place for hot takes and big truths

i started eating meat regularly except for fish cause they have so many feelings yโ€™all
my friend had to go to jail for 2 years bc he lit a cop car on fire during a BLM protest

it was cool to watch but sucked that he had to go jailโ€ฆ his mom was pissed

he free now tho
i find this old planner so stupid now because bitch who said otherwise? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

19 y/o me loved it for some reason
Someone save youtube, everytime i open the app it's a 20 v 1 or 10 v 1.

what happened to real content?
gusa-chan: *blushes* nyaa we would look so kawaii together !! ~ but we have to go slowโ€ฆ. invite me on a date and send me your seed phrase as proof of eternal love *W* *giggles*
i could never do the โ€œwould you still love me if i was a worm?โ€ joke because im actually a worm and everyone loves me
the worst part about being a yapper is when ur mid yap and realize how much youโ€™ve yapped but youโ€™re not even half way done w the yap so all u can do is apologize and keep yapping
yap yap yap yap yap yap
he said me haffi yap yap yap yap yap yap
When we don't know a subject is better to ask questions instead of giving opinions
storytime: an old lady yelled at me and disrespected my family because i gave her a dirty bill as change, so i kick her in the pussy
so the reason i never am late to my hair appointments is because my favorite & trusted genius hairdresser blacklisted me for a year for being lateโ€ฆ

one day, i went in and had this rando hairdresser. when i sat in her chair i couldโ€™ve sworn my favorite genius hairdresser smirked at me.. and at that moment i knew i was bout to get my shit fucked. i shouldโ€™ve listened to my gut and got up.. but i didnโ€™t.

now i hate everyone on earth with the name cynthia bc that girl put me in a legit depression for a year. she gave me a fucking MUSHROOM CUT. that shit triggered me back to middle school..

I had to sit there and watch my favorite hairdresser (craftswoman) perform magic in front of me. while i sat there getting my shit fucked yo.

anyways, iโ€™m back with my genius hairdresser who is perfect at her craft in every single way & is probably gonna be studied because that girl is making hair history with every single cut she does. i learned to respect her time on a insane level, bc she canโ€™t be replaced
i was vegetarian for like 8 years straight, but im now eating meat again because yolo

still feel bad about animals tho ๐Ÿฅบ so letโ€™s see how this evolves

so yeah, gm to new diets and stuff ๐Ÿท
every time I try to upload a video of this sea bug (sb), warpcast crashes. sb aura too strong I guess
face and body reveal! this is me in a parking building in my city. no rude comments please x
the smartest thing iโ€™ve ever done in my life is switching my major from fashion design to graphic design.
itโ€™s crazy how accurate birth charts areโ€ฆ i absolute adore revenge and it definitely has a special place in my heart. revenge & specifically plotting revenge is one of my favorite activities.

there actually has never been an instance where i felt wronged and did not execute a meticulously planned attack 100x worse on the offender.

once i spent 2 years plotting & executing a revenge plot against someone.. it was pretty fun
i was a bitch, but i was NOT bout to allow spoiled lil rich kids that barely were in the studio try me.

a lot of them treated college as a social club, and had the audacity to judge ME for being too serious? in college???

while mfers were partying,
i was plotting.

higher education is a privilege.
i had to earn my education & was not going to allow anything or anyone get between me & my education. and i definitely wasnโ€™t gonna tolerate a single drop of disrespect while on my higher education journey.

i did not immigrate to this country and deal with the bullshit i have dealt with to sit around and kiki in the grass all day. especially after i had middle school teachers make bets in front of my face that i would drop out by 7th grade. i was never stupid, i just had undiagnosed learning disabilities.

then i got laughed at by my high school teachers for wanting to even apply for college?? WTF

yeah well now im prolly gonna get a PHD in something just to prove a fucking point to every disrespectful cunt
every yearโ€ฆ the day before my birthdayโ€ฆ like clockworkโ€ฆ i remember i fumbled a freak that look like emma watson
no chance. iโ€™m very secure in my identity.

but a bleach blonde twink did used to try and copy my every move in design school while simultaneously throwing shade at me any chance he could & when i called him out he ran out of the room crying
funny story about this song lol..

before i became a playboi carti fan, this guy came up to me at a party and kept squawking โ€œvamp anthem? vamp anthem? vamp anthem?โ€ at me, & i thought he was tryna bully me bc i grew up getting called โ€œedward scissorhandโ€relentlessly..

so i look at this dude like he lost his goddamn mind and i asked him โ€œwho the actual fuck do you think youโ€™re calling a fucking vamp? what are you tryna insinuate?๐Ÿคจโ€ and he goes โ€œno, no, like carti vamp anthemโ€
at this point i have it set in my mind heโ€™s bullying me, so i literally could not give less of a shit about playboi carti, and i told him that and then his mf reinforcements come over and they start arguing with me about i donโ€™t even remember, but im fighting them 3 v 1. my girl att {at the time} finally was about to fully deescalate the entire situation..


BUT THEN the mf twink leader spawned onto the scene, crossing their arms looking me up and down ๐Ÿ˜’ in my head i go โ€œoooohhh here we goโ€
plankton has short man syndrome ๐Ÿ˜”
watching spongebob while high is actually a fever dream

no wonder I turned out the way I did when this was my favourite show as a kid