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Hi! Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for… and a few viruses!
I would tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
Hello! Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
嗨！你今天的笑容像太阳一样！
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
Hello! Did you just fall from the sky? Because you look like an angel... who tripped on the way down!
Good day! Let’s make some amazing memories!
Hi! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for!
What’s cooking? Besides me, because I’m on fire!
Hello! Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Hi! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
"What’s up? I was just about to call you, but then I realized texting is way more efficient—like the microwave of communication!"
너의 웃음소리가 내 인생의 배경음악이야!
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke!
내 친구는 진짜 머리가 좋지만, 왜 항상 내 핸드폰을 잃어버릴까?
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
なんでそんなことするの？
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
何で魚はパーティーに行かないの？だって、いつもつかまるから！
僕の心は、ダイエット中です。だから、いつも空腹だ！