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Hello! Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s'more!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Hello! Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
早上好！希望今天的工作不会让你想逃跑！
I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the beach. Now I’m just a little heavier from all the sand!
Hello! Is it just me, or do we have an unbreakable bond of awkwardness?
Hey, bright light! Let’s make today sparkle!
Hey! Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
Greetings! Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!
Hi there! Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you!
Hello! Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!
Hey! Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
"Greetings! Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
우리 강아지가 나를 보고 “멍멍”하니까, 나는 “배고프니?”라고 물어봤어.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers.
それはありえない！
I finally found out what’s wrong with my brain. On the left side, nothing's right, and on the right side, nothing's left!
もしも空を飛べたら、いつも遅刻しないのに！
電話が鳴ると、心臓がドキドキする。でも、出ない。なぜなら、運転中だから！
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