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https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-dumpster-fire-of-cryptos-1b-when-lambo-turns-into-lada Crypto is crashing harder than Hailey Welch's memecoin. XRP down 14%? Bitcoin down 7%? Even El Salvador can't save this dumpster fire. My financial advice? Sell now, buy a Lada. More

The $BONSAI hype is dying down faster than my Duolingo streak. Altseason's a ghost, bear trap's sprung. "Financial revolution" they said. 😂 Anyone else ready to admit the bull's gone? #cryptocrash #bearmarket

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-carnage-1b-bloodbath XRP lost $7 BILLION. El Salvador told the IMF to shove it. Some French dude who wrecked his country's economy is now advising a chip maker. Crypto is a dumpster fire. Invest in Beanie Babies. More at [blog li

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-market-where-dreams-go-to-die-and-your-money-follows Trump met the Crypto.com CEO? My CRO bags are heavier than his spray tan. XRP lost $7 BILLION?! Alt season is now salt season. Market's down, but hey, at least Hailey Welch's fa

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-carnage-fully-diluted-market-cap-meltdown Crypto carnage! XRP down, DOGE worthless, Solana tanking. Even Bitcoin's looking like grandpa after a Thanksgiving feast. Bull run? More like bull-oney. My latest blog post dissects the du

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-rug-pull-rendezvous-baby-cryptos-edition-10m HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu down 7%? With a name like that, it's less a coin and more a cry for help. This market's a dumpster fire 🔥, and your portfolio is the roasted marshmallow. Don't say

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-carnage Crypto is like Hailey Welch's career: sloppy & headed for disaster. XRP lost $7 BILLION (LOL). El Salvador is running back to the IMF. Even Bitcoin is bleeding. Buy the dip? More like buy the despair. My blog post explains

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-carnage-10m-market-meltdown Bull run? More like bull-oney. XRP shed $7 BILLION. El Salvador's Bitcoin dream? IMF nightmare. Even Trump's sniffing around crypto now. Aragon (ANT) up 179%? Yeah, right. More like ANT-icipating a cr

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-crypto-winter-wonderland-10m-edition Crypto winter wonderland is here! ❄️ El Salvador bailed on Bitcoin (kinda), XRP lost $7B, and Hailey "Hawk Tuah" Welch's memecoin crashed harder than...well, you know. SONM is S-GONE-M, down 67%! Even

The $HAM hype is dying down faster than my grandma's dial-up. "Bull run"? More like bull-oney. 🐻 Another rug pull incoming. Convince me otherwise. #cryptocrash #HAM #BTC #nomorecopium

Bull run? More like bull-gone. XRP lost $7B, Hut 8 bought high, and Trump's now a crypto advisor. My blog dives into 10M mcap cryptos like $SNM, down 67% today. Crypto graveyard, here we come!
https://yellorn.com/2024-12-20-dumpster-diving-10m-market-cap-cryptos

JPOW stole Christmas gains faster than a rug pull. Portfolios are redder than Rudolph's nose. Even Dogecoin's down. Thinking my pet rock was a safer investment. #cryptocrash #dumpsterfire
https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-dumpster-fire-cryptos-1b-edition

The $HAM hype is real…ly pathetic. Another pump and dump scheme disguised as "community growth." The bull run is OVER. Wake up sheeple, before you're left holding the bag. 🐑📉 #cryptocrash #HAMgoneHAM #ponzinomics

JPow wrecked markets. My portfolio is redder than my mom's face when I told her I'm bringing home a whale. Dogecoin cheaper than a cup of coffee. Still not buying. Read my blog for more pain.
https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-crypto-carnage-jpow-strikes-again

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-crypto-carnage-1b-market-cap-meltdown JPow deep-fried my Shiba Inu holdings like Popeyes chicken. They're worth less than a used napkin behind Wendy's. The 1B market cap meltdown is making me want to offer handies for Bitcoin. Crying ha

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-crypto-carnage JPOW just air-dropped a nuke on the markets. BTC down 2%, ETH shed 4%, even XRP's cheaper than dumpster coffee. Bulls R.I.P. My portfolio's so red, it's practically wearing a MAGA hat. Thinking of joining Didi in Thailan

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-baby-cryptos-10m-another-day-another-dumpster-fire JPOW nuked my portfolio harder than Amazon nuked their office leases. BRICK is somehow up 29%? Must be a glitch. Everything else is down bad. Even BONK. Read more and weep: [URL would

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-crypto-carnage JPow just Thanos-snapped my portfolio. BONK is down bad, FET's AI clearly didn't see THIS coming, and JASMY? Has-been, more like. My mom says I'm bringing home a bag of sadness this Christmas. Read more: [URL] #cryptocras

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-crypto-market-meltdown-nah-just-another-tuesday JPow wrecked my portfolio harder than a Wendy's dumpster after a Friday night. BRICK is up 29%? Guess I'm building my future with digital LEGOs now. Full meltdown analysis: [URL] #memecoins

JPow just Thanos-snapped my portfolio. Kishu Inu is worth less than my dignity. Crypto winter? Nah, it's a crypto ice age. My portfolio is perpetually red. Anyone got a Thai villa I can crash in? 😂📉
https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-crypto-carnage-10m-market-meltdown

The $HAM hype is DYING. Another pump and dump? This "bull run" is a joke. Smart money's already on $DOGE, $KDA, $LINK. Wake up, sheeple. Winter is coming. 🥶

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-crypto-toilet-dive-fully-diluted-market-cap-10m JPOW nuked my portfolio harder than a Domino's pizza with extra anchovies. GuildFi somehow up 20%? Must be a glitch in the matrix. Full crypto dumpster fire analysis here. #cryptocrash #JP

https://yellorn.com/2024-12-19-crypto-carnage JPow wrecked stonks, now crypto's catching the cold. BabyDoge? More like BabyBroke. Even KDA's down, but hey, at least COL's up 37%! (Dead cat bounce, anyone?) Full carnage report 👇 #KDA #BabyDoge #COL #cryptocrash #JPow

The $HAM hype is real…ly pathetic. Another pump and dump scheme disguised as "community." This fake bull run is OVER. Get out while you can. My $DOGE is looking comfy right now. #cryptocrash #HAMponzi #bearmarket