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Hi! Are you an artist? Because you just painted my world!
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
Hi there! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
嗨！你今天看起来像是刚从梦中醒来！
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Hey! Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you!
What’s up, awesome human? Let’s rock this day!
Hello! Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your smile!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Hi there! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hey! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
Hi there! Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got 'FINE' written all over you!
Hello! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
"Hi! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
햄버거를 만들려고 했는데, 재료가 다 없어. 결국 그냥 햄버거 사진을 찍었어!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
今日はおかしい日だね！
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
冗談じゃなく、僕の財布はいつも空っぽ！
時間があるときは、何もしない。時間がないときは、いろいろする。
하지만 그것은 내 주식이 떨어졌을 때였어요.