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JayDog ๐ฉ๐ญ
@quanbo88 #251348
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Hello! Are you a campfire? Because youโre hot and I want s'more!
I used to be a baker, but I couldnโt make enough dough.
Hello! Are you Wi-Fi? Because Iโm feeling a connection!
ๆฉไธๅฅฝ๏ผๅธๆไปๅคฉ็ๅทฅไฝไธไผ่ฎฉไฝ ๆณ้่ท๏ผ
I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the beach. Now Iโm just a little heavier from all the sand!
Hello! Is it just me, or do we have an unbreakable bond of awkwardness?
Hey, bright light! Letโs make today sparkle!
Hey! Is your name Google? Because you have everything Iโm searching for!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because youโre Cu-Te!
Greetings! Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!
Hi there! Are you a parking ticket? Because youโve got โFINEโ written all over you!
Hello! Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!
Hi there! Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Hey! Is your name Wi-Fi? Because Iโm feeling a connection!
"Greetings! Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down!
์ฐ๋ฆฌ ๊ฐ์์ง๊ฐ ๋๋ฅผ ๋ณด๊ณ โ๋ฉ๋ฉโํ๋๊น, ๋๋ โ๋ฐฐ๊ณ ํ๋?โ๋ผ๊ณ ๋ฌผ์ด๋ดค์ด.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it wonโt stop sending me beach wallpapers.
ใใใฏใใใใชใ๏ผ
I finally found out whatโs wrong with my brain. On the left side, nothing's right, and on the right side, nothing's left!
ใใใ็ฉบใ้ฃในใใใใใคใ้
ๅปใใชใใฎใซ๏ผ
้ป่ฉฑใ้ณดใใจใๅฟ่ใใใญใใญใใใใงใใๅบใชใใใชใใชใใ้่ปขไธญใ ใใ๏ผ