allifans

/allifans116

a place for memes and musings. meant to be fun (and occasionally funny).

hard launch onchain
the pics I take of my bf vs. the pics he takes of me
a man just told me I give off "munchkin-princess energy"

okay
skort girl summer!!!!
they know something I don’t
creating a whole vibe here
“what do VCs do all day?” @alanadlevin
15 year old boy just called me “ma’am” it’s so over
bf knows I get carsick so he bought me "a solution" for our road trip

the solution:
went on a walk with my dad this morning and he pulled out a note where he wrote down every funny/cute thing my mom did on their 30th anniversary trip they just took together so he could tell me all about it

anyway it was 2 pages long. I love them.
“he’s not unemployed he’s building in stealth!!!”
grateful for my fans

(@benroy @triumph)
got told I look like a preschool teacher at least 8 times today at /farcon
yet another person has discovered my song on spotify. this is a part of my past i will never outlive
in my grandma era (only playing solitaire and doing crosswords in my free time)
cabinet: 1
alli: 0
Sooo I turned 25, had an existential crisis, & decided to start a newsletter.

The first post for Middle Child Crisis is out today :) It covers some “alli lore,” my journey into tech, & also includes some memes (duh).

Plz give it a read & lmk what you think: https://middlechildcrisis.substack.com
me logging onto this app to get my daily little dopamine fix
ok if my @warpcast account gets to 10k followers before my twitter, I am giving out 5 /allifans t-shirts to my most active supporters (fans😎)

modeled by @brexton lol