tomato

/tomato131

This is the channel where I talk about things.

This L2 blockchain could have been an email.
Quote-cast, but change what the skeleton is holding.

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Monkey's paw scenario:

You get to live 200 years, but you have to listen to @bryanjohnson talk about his dick every single day.

https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/1843695203687059742?t=lP5E3Spp3lV40hTfkYgRyQ&s=19
Thank you for the daily doodle @tomato.eth
I just minted and airdropped this to all holders (of a non-trivial amount) of my fan token including, but not limited to:
@foodmasku
@mxjxn.eth
@aaronrferguson.eth
@tomba-animation

https://opensea.io/assets/optimism/0xc22a1bd1fd2ee85e8f08541d25f32ed49fa98917/12
Here's a horrifying little thing I found in my unfinished folder. I'm sorry.
I see you climbing up the ranks, @pichi, but you aren't going to catch me.
If you missed out on being early to EOS or any of Dan Larimer's other sketchy crypto projects, it's still not too late to join his doomsday cult.
https://x.com/bytemaster7/status/1829770891116400932?t=tqy2109x7bsM9Hjfp82ZDQ&s=19
Expect a lot more nonsense from me than usual for the next 24 hours.
I'm slipping in the rankings, so I need your help. Reply here with your absolute worst takes so I can block you. 👇
Hey @dwr.eth when are we finally going to get video support? Enough is enough! 🤣
I don't know why you all are following me, but thank you for following me.
"Automatic Cowswap Twap Order" would make a good name for a band.
https://x.com/VitalikButerin/status/1834062768569548849
The last season of The Umbrella Academy was a huge letdown. Can anyone recommend a great show that doesn't fall flat at the end?
Serious question: Why do people watch podcasts on Youtube? Do you really get anything more out of watching the people talk, instead of just listening to them on a podcast app while you get other stuff done?
Be careful what you say today. I've got my blocking finger out, and I'm eager to use it.
Why does Marty McFly's paternal great-great-grandmother look exactly like his mother? Is he inbred?