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Predictions for the year 2000
In the year 2000, fans of the Chris Dixon book "Read Write Own" are shocked to learn that the book began as an "Eat Pray Love" fan fiction.
In the year 2000, Charlie Sheen will have a son and name him Carlos. Years later, on his death bed, Sheen will confess that he was actually Carlos and his son was meant to be named Charlie but that the two were switched at birth.
In the year 2000, a sudden halt in donations will bring Doctors Without Borders to a close after plans are revealed to start an OnlyFans called Doctors Without Boundaries.
In the year 2000, a new rat czar will be named in New York City, making history as the first actual rat appointed to public office.
In the year 2000, people will stop saying "WAGMI" when its revealed that "it" is "horrible financial decisions"
In the year 2000, scientists will finally decode the language of bears only to find that they spend most of their time talking about the people they left in Central Park as a prank and the worms they had living in their brains.
In the year 2000, the brand Supreme will no longer be seen as a coveted and influential fashion brand when it is discovered that it’s nothing more than street wear with sour cream and ripe, diced tomatoes.
In the year 2000, every product sold in American stores will be pumpkin scented, except for the pumpkins.
In the year 2000, the Oxford English Dictionary will officially recognize “Based” as a complete sentence.