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@jianbing.eth #14127

parenting, protocols, travel, china, humor, art, noise, hardcore, pizza, kpop โž” author of /trending-casts โž” https://bbb.montaigne.io โž” jianbingeth.converse.xyz
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Some more Chinese flavor for the spice lords ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
In the year 2000, fans of the Chris Dixon book "Read Write Own" are shocked to learn that the book began as an "Eat Pray Love" fan fiction.
This is big:

New Jeans' Hanni testified at SK parliament about bullying in her workplace

Full article: http://archive.today/Cwch6
In the year 2000, Charlie Sheen will have a son and name him Carlos. Years later, on his death bed, Sheen will confess that he was actually Carlos and his son was meant to be named Charlie but that the two were switched at birth.
TRENDING CASTS #57
"KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT"

on a scale of 1-5 how squishy do you like your tacos to be?

featuring the casts of @dwr.eth @alexmack @joellelb and @tokenizedhuman

sources in the comments as always. happy monday yall!
I donโ€™t post much personal stuff here but do want to call out that it is Indigenous Peoplesโ€™ Day.

As a member of one of the smallest North Eastern Indigenous tribes remaining, I wish peace to my ancestors and my grandfather for guiding me as well as peace on this day to you and yours.
"They drug tested me because my spreadsheets were too powerful and I came up positive for BUSINESSFUNK"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrASH0kN_9g

happy monday yall
it's oct 2024 and i'm still not on @kiosk :((((
So in the last 2 days I have done the following on X:
- Changed my password, picture and bio

And then:
- My account was suspended
- Unsuspended when I confirmed I'm a human
- Now I'm marked with a label and received a notification that I'm being monitored for platform manipulation

This is the kind of flywheel that makes me want to become a paying customer! ๐Ÿ‘
In the year 2000, a sudden halt in donations will bring Doctors Without Borders to a close after plans are revealed to start an OnlyFans called Doctors Without Boundaries.
ok ok i linked my empty twitter what now
saetia reunion videos are WILD. like looking into a portal back to 1996.

https://youtu.be/kWOsrjfd1aY?si=GKFaKV_9pBPrY6Ru&t=77
de-mastering an album is one of the most clever things i've ever seen/heard.

i don't think anyone could do this after it's been done, it'll only be novel once, but for now just enjoy

https://www.dookiedemastered.com/
TRENDING CASTS #56
"LONELINESS CRISIS LOL"

makeovers work every time

featuring the casts of @nicholas @lmiller @articlege258 @terrybain and @silverwing

as always, sources in the comments
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In the year 2000, a new rat czar will be named in New York City, making history as the first actual rat appointed to public office.
In the year 2000, people will stop saying "WAGMI" when its revealed that "it" is "horrible financial decisions"
Insane tour. The supporting act choices just show how close these guys stayed to the scene even while away. Jealous of anyone seeing BB with Saetia in NYC, thatโ€™ll be a treat.
In the year 2000, scientists will finally decode the language of bears only to find that they spend most of their time talking about the people they left in Central Park as a prank and the worms they had living in their brains.
In the year 2000, the brand Supreme will no longer be seen as a coveted and influential fashion brand when it is discovered that itโ€™s nothing more than street wear with sour cream and ripe, diced tomatoes.
In the year 2000, every product sold in American stores will be pumpkin scented, except for the pumpkins.
In the year 2000, the Oxford English Dictionary will officially recognize โ€œBasedโ€ as a complete sentence.