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Jared 🎩

@jaredvault #212822

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I wasn't looking for a new job. But over a 10 day span, a new job found me, applied, interviewed, offered, and I accepted. Life comes at you fast sometimes. Looking forward to returning to normalcy soon!
Gas station air pump: the only thing broken more often than a McDonald's ice cream machine
Just minted 3 $RUN artcoins for free on artrun.io (@artrun-io), (a new artcoin launchpad built with @zora on @base)
tfw you're working on Saturday but the neighbor is blasting Shaboozey...

Oh my. Good lawd. 🕺
Saturday night ✔️. Rye on rocks ✔️. Kip Moore providing the ambiance ✔️.

Happy place achieved.
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Olympic speed climbing 😯🤯
Really stacked up the IRL wins these last few days. 1) Current house -> under contract. 2) Offer for a new house -> accepted. 3) My replacement for my old job, which I've been doing in addition to my new job for the last 4 months, started work today. Exhausted as we may be, we're gonna make it, fam.
A. I am old enough to have the same mobile carrier this long, ugh. B. This loyalty has no benefits under present web2 model.

Imagine letting web3 fix this.
I’m posting early alfa on AlfaFrens before anywhere else. Get in early or expect to fomo hard.
Absolutely love to see it.
Wtf is wrong with people. Someone comes to the house, likely a potential buyer, but they didn't have an appointment. They tried all the door handles and eventually left. No knock, no doorbell attempt. What was the plan - just a casual b&e or what?

Listen, I won't press charges if you just buy the house. Deal?
Saturday morning music vibes: Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island, featuring the legendary Michael Bolton. NSFW but it's the weekend baby, ain't no work here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
This might look like a small thing but man do I enjoy it. Bookmarks and a sketch from @aaraalto and Codex Society. They're on a virtuous journey to preserve important works in the digital world. Big thanks and can't wait to see how this continues to unfold.
"This is the last time I buy one of these darn presale s-coins." ~ me, every time, just before buying another
If you are running a discord and you have it set up to tag 'everyone' for every tweet, please stop. You're at more risk for people muting your server and losing engagement than anything else you might gain from the incessant tags. Just let it be an opt-in role. Empower your community to engage how they like. TY!
Name something more terrifying than sneezing while driving.
House listed for 24 hours. We've got 5 showings booked. Good vibes, up only, wagmi, all that jazz. 🤞 🍀
The Legendary Dark Silkie Irish Whiskey. 👌 I do enjoy a sip of Irish and this one is quite nice.
Gonna tell my kids this is The Riddler.
Raise your hand if you can't recite where all your tokens are staked from memory. 🙋‍♂️ Farming problems.
Can we go ahead and normalize wearing shoes in the house if we agree that said shoes are house-only and may not go outside? 🤝