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TeleD - Space Doctor
@teledildofonics·
I have been dealing with sewer main line issues for the past 2 weeks. It has been pretty shitty
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binocularsXL🚀
@binocularsx·
Why are stormtroopers single? Because every time they shoot their shot they miss.

(I am a stormtrooper)
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Speakup 🎩🔮 🪔
@speakup·
Good home for this.

Thanks for the laughs @aaronv.eth
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Jawa
@jawa·
Ever since Covid my wife has required that the lights be off during sex.

I guess hindsight is 2020
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sparkz
@jacy·
@links and my guy would get along.

i woke up to rock solid bagels this morn and asked him how i could make them soft again.

without skipping a beat he says "show 'em granny porn."
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Breck Yunits
@breck·
What did the Spanish GitHub user say?

I took a pull in Ibiza.
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Melika
@melikapooya·
What did the skillet eat on its birthday? Pan-cakes.
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binocularsXL🚀
@binocularsx·
How are /dadjokes not a popular channel?
I’ve got a couple 😭😂
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Jawa
@jawa·
Remember when Botox was a taboo subject?

Now you bring it up and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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Speakup 🎩🔮 🪔
@speakup·
Oh my... Super dad joke vibe

Very meta @nonlinear.eth
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Speakup 🎩🔮 🪔
@speakup·
Obvious this is his home 🏡
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Speakup 🎩🔮 🪔
@speakup·
It is at 🏡 here.

Nice one @reneecampbell
You're on a roll...
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Speakup 🎩🔮 🪔
@speakup·
He went there, the ultimate Dad joker
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Speakup 🎩🔮 🪔
@speakup·
This definitely belongs here too

@qt thanks for the 😂
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