silly

/silly183

being serious is not suggested

I saved the important and timeless modern cowboy prose story "fuckface mchorse" to the internet archive today. You're welcome, the future. 🤠
https://www.tumblr.com/thomasviolence/110622118611/fuckface-mchorse

Do you think dogs follow you into the bathroom because you follow them to the bathroom and they just think that’s how it works?

When you meant to type “work hours” but accidentally typed “worm hours”:

I missed u gerald

yes

I keep getting ads from this label company and now I have more than $200 of ridiculous labels in my online shopping cart I have a problem please help

🤍

❤️

have you ever seen a Kissing Car? what a beautiful shade of lipstick

so cuuuutie burgerrrrr

should I make this my new Linkedin pic??

today's pick up from watching japanese news
pretty unko💩 man mascot who's job is spreading defecation education to children (so they will feel more comfortable pooping at school & how to avoid getting constipated by eating more vegetables) 💗

😎

whoops! I broke the rules.

more friday feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE3hUNyWiiQ

i am a dumb dumb and the squeaky noises were from a cd that automatically started playing when i started the car

hahaha noize 😅

yes

corn 4ever

I’m turning 31 next month and sometimes I feel like a scrub when I remember how much some younger people have accomplished.

JC Denton was only 23 years old when he killed Bob Page, merged with Helios, and blew up Area 51. Goku was 24 or 25 when he became a Super Saiyan and defeated Frieza.

Spotted an Oscar the Grouch kind of situation this morning

shopping for some ergonomic tools

/silly

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