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Homeless Bruce Wayne

@homelessfleabag #747669

At night , I stalk the streets of Gotham. During the day, I stalk the streets of Gotham. I sleep on a bench on the streets of Gotham 🦇🦇🦇
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
Is the word 'Gobbledygook' a slur? People are giving me the side eye whenever I am walking down the street , screaming that word

I think it's the leftist agenda to try and control my speech. But I won't tolerate this gobbledygook!
/reply guys
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
When I was a kid, I used to tell my parents that I saw Santa. They must have thought I was such a little dickhead. To look them dead in the eyes and lie like that.

No wonder they don't respect me. You can't come back from something that
/reply guys
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
Elvis impersonators are the greatest people on the planet. Truly a gift from God. I shouldn't have to explain why they are such spectacular people...so I won't.

Next time you see your local Elvis impersonator , thank them for their service
/reply guys
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
I know the election is over, but did we ever find out who was eating the cats and dogs? I feel like this needs to be addressed
/reply guys
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
Field sobriety tests look hard. If you are drunk and pass them, you have my respect
/No Channel Channel.
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
Opinions on not having coffee for the first 90 mins of the day? In Matthew Walkers book 'Why we sleep' he says it doesn't help at all.

I'm usually at the gym within the first hour of waking up. Doing so without caffeine seems like it would be difficult

https://youtube.com/shorts/XbcpYQGXu2I?si=fX-H7Es7VqCI-0ij
/Fitness
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
I took a few days away from here. When I left, it was all about Moxie farming and now I'm seeing a lot of posts about Moxie jail.

Wtf did you people do?
/reply guys
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

Is there a lesson in there? I'm not sure. I don't know how this works.
/lessoninthere
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
The road to 200 continues. It's not as impressive as @endureandsurvive.eth started at 222 at the start of July.

Trying to gradually drop the weight while still lifting the same
/Fitness
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
I thought the Australian break dancer was great
/reply guys
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
I'm a sucker for marketing. It's actually really nice coffee
/coffee
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
I'm dealing with the unbearable weight of having to complete 2 manageable tasks on a Friday afternoon.

Nobody can relate to my struggle. Nobody.
/reply guys
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
Spurs spunking 65mill for Solanke is such an overpay.
/Football
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
What's up jacked nerds?

I see a few Whoop users on here. Has a group been created or will I create one?
/Fitness
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
Having these face me in my home office is a really bad idea. I really want some stout, all the time
/beer
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
You can say NFA all you want, but I will always buy based on these posts
/Degen
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
Now that we are all millionaires again, what will be your next purchase?

I'm going to buy a gun. They aren't legal here but with my Degen money laws don't apply to me

🔫🔫🔫🔫
/reply guys
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Homeless Bruce Wayne
@homelessfleabag·
The 'poor house' to ' multi -millionaire' mentality changes quick here. I love it


Degen will hit $1 by EOY. I'm going to quit my job now. The good times are back.

@walleteer.eth
/$DEGEN