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Melissa Burr 🍓
@burrrrrberry #311933
In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens
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I've never been on escalators this high while I was this high.
I can't believe I didn't die 💀
I can't believe I didn't die 💀
2 days of eating healthy and going to the gym.
I even had a salad one night.
Xfinity crashes and now I'm at ocean casino spinning slots and eating cheesesteaks.
I even had a salad one night.
Xfinity crashes and now I'm at ocean casino spinning slots and eating cheesesteaks.
This is what messages look like when your circle is peak degenerate 💀🔥
I wouldn't trade them for all the gold in the world 🤣🙌
"While drinking and doing drugs on a boat" 💀💀💀💀
I wouldn't trade them for all the gold in the world 🤣🙌
"While drinking and doing drugs on a boat" 💀💀💀💀
Major internet outage in our area.
Looks like we're gambling at Ocean without Mom Burr's supervision tonight 🎲🎲
Plus, pixel survivor ain't gonna play itself 💀
Looks like we're gambling at Ocean without Mom Burr's supervision tonight 🎲🎲
Plus, pixel survivor ain't gonna play itself 💀
Death
Taxes
And
Void lord spawning on top of you and killing your hopes and dreams.
I can't with this purple fuck 🤬
Taxes
And
Void lord spawning on top of you and killing your hopes and dreams.
I can't with this purple fuck 🤬
@warpc0st just did 2 pushups with me sitting on his back.
Idk if I’m impressed he could do 2 or insulted that he couldn’t do 10 🤔🤨
Idk if I’m impressed he could do 2 or insulted that he couldn’t do 10 🤔🤨
I can't remember what I did before I started playing "Pixel Survivor" but it couldn't have been THAT important 🤷♀️
Sent @jacy all of our favorite snacks 🔥
My favorites:
- salt water taffy
- chocolate covered pretzels
- italian hoagie chips 🤌
My favorites:
- salt water taffy
- chocolate covered pretzels
- italian hoagie chips 🤌
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New all-time high for pixel survivors 🔥
Suggestion for @chuckstock and @blackstock:
- SHARE button for at the end of matches. Tag the opponent and share a frame linking to /farcade
- LOGIC: many of us want to talk shit
Cc: @warpc0st and @madyak 🤣
Suggestion for @chuckstock and @blackstock:
- SHARE button for at the end of matches. Tag the opponent and share a frame linking to /farcade
- LOGIC: many of us want to talk shit
Cc: @warpc0st and @madyak 🤣
I'm rewatching Game of Thrones and WOW... I forgot how savage season 3 was 🔥
Hey @dante4ever.eth! I just gifted you a SZN pass for /atlas SZN 1
I know you love SOCCER and grinding farcaster games! Please enjoy this season pass 🫡🔥
I know you love SOCCER and grinding farcaster games! Please enjoy this season pass 🫡🔥
Everything I ate yesterday on 4/20:
Breakfast - 2 slices of pizza
Lunch - leftover chocolate from babysitting
Day time anacks - freeze dried skittles and pringles
Dinner - Taco Bell obv
Night time snacks - Donuts from Mom Burr, York peppermint patties, KitKats, jelly belly beans (All from my Easter basket)
Now we start another 5 day liquid fast and undo all that damage 🫠🤪
Breakfast - 2 slices of pizza
Lunch - leftover chocolate from babysitting
Day time anacks - freeze dried skittles and pringles
Dinner - Taco Bell obv
Night time snacks - Donuts from Mom Burr, York peppermint patties, KitKats, jelly belly beans (All from my Easter basket)
Now we start another 5 day liquid fast and undo all that damage 🫠🤪
I took 3 naps yesterday.
Last of Us szn 2 ep 2 has me absolutely flabbergasted 🫠
What are the best Pringles and why are they pizza?
Hide yo wife
Hide yo kids
Hide yo apps
It's mfing 4/20 and I apologize for nothing today.
Hide yo kids
Hide yo apps
It's mfing 4/20 and I apologize for nothing today.
