dirtykumquats

/dirtykumquats365

A collection of unwashed genderless fruit. Each one is unique, posed for a photo, then discarded after being used. Made from real kumquats! DirtyKumquats.com

The gallery app I use for the Based Kumquattery collection is still under maintenance.

Building a solution on DirtyKumquats.com in the morning so I don’t have to worry about this again. Will post the leaderboard update afterwards.
🚨 Muddled Kumquattery - has been airdropped to the correct quat counters.

Photograph that is rotated 90 degrees clockwise of a kumquat wedged between 2 mirrors inside a corridor it shares with 10 randomly placed tejocote fruit.

There was 1 Quat. Thank you to everyone who tried counting! 🙏

Now available to mint for .0015 Base ETH.

Also, the leaderboard update is being pushed to Saturday. The gallery I link to from it has been under maintenance all day. Want to make sure the pieces in the gallery match up with the leaderboard points. 🧡

https://app.manifold.xyz/c/muddled-kumquattery
A conversation started about Dirty Buttons... It reminded me of such great times of early 2022. Probably some of the people here were the part of it. Please tell me if you remember 😁
It was an era of previous bull run gold rush. Shill spaces were WILD. You had to wait for hours to get 3 minutes to present your art to unphased hosts and be quickly replaced by the next speaker.
Tired of that bs, together with a wonderful photog Relentless Kate, we started hosting Dirty Shill spaces.
Everyone who wanted to shill their art had to speak dirty, be ambiguous, creative, artistic, and - hilarious.

Part 2 in the comments
⏰ Friendly reminder: Game closes at 5pm.
Extra tired this morning. Need more ☕️☕️☕️
🤣 🧵 1/3

Asked Chatgpt: Write an introduction for a book about the philosophy of living like a kumquat, titled: The Way of the Quat

ChatGPT said:

Introduction: The Way of the Quat

In the vast tapestry of nature’s creations, the humble kumquat is an unassuming fruit, often overlooked in favor of its larger, sweeter, or more vibrant cousins. Yet, in its smallness lies profound wisdom, and in its bold tang, a lesson for life itself. The kumquat, with its delicate balance of sweet skin and tart flesh, holds a mirror to the human experience—a fusion of joys and challenges, contradictions and harmony.
Quote cast but change what the snowman is holding.
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🚨 Another round of quat counting!

Reply with how many quats are in this pic by 5pm EST Thursday 12/19.

Everyone gets 1 try.

The fully revealed, color piece will be airdropped to correct quat counters(who are channel members), and available to mint for everyone else.
Found this guy whilst scrolling down my collection of dirtykumquats pfps...

This was a new kind of dirty, lol 😆
🧡 Spot the Quat #6 has been airdropped to channel members who correctly spotted the quat.

The correct quat was #23. Everything else was either a walnut or reflection of the quat.

Available to mint for .0008 Base ETH.

🙏 Thanks for playing! New game tomorrow. 🧡

https://app.manifold.xyz/c/spot-the-quat-6
🚨 Spot the Quat #6 Unrevealed - Airdrops have gone out to channel members who Quote+Recast as a thank you for sharing the game! 🧡🙏🧡

Now available to mint for .0007 Base ETH

https://app.manifold.xyz/c/spot-the-quat-6-unrevealed
hihi I just boosted my FarScore by 0.01411 by locking 11 /dirtykumquats channel's Fan Tokens with MoxiePower!
cc @betashop.eth
🤦‍♂️ I’ve been locking for people who picked 2 after quote+recasting but it’s not in the instructions. 🤣 Since there are a lot, anyone who Q+R can have a 2nd pick if they haven’t taken one.

Also, in case you missed in previous posts, the game and drops are for channel members.
🧡 Loooooveeeeee iiiiiitttttt! 🧡😀
Let's go find the real kumquat!😄