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Dirty Kumquats
@dirtykumquats #432336
A Collection of Unwashed Genderless Fruit.
Each one is unique, posed for a photo, then discarded after being used. DirtyKumquats.com
Channel: /dirtykumquats
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Remember everyone. Reply will all your best IKEA pics, because that’s what we’re all about.
We have quats!!! Thank you @arob1000 !!!
This batch has a good variety of sizes and the biggest kumquats I’ve ever seen. Many are way bigger than a grape. Even found a few round ones.
Ate one and it tasted closer to an orange than any others I’ve had.
This batch has a good variety of sizes and the biggest kumquats I’ve ever seen. Many are way bigger than a grape. Even found a few round ones.
Ate one and it tasted closer to an orange than any others I’ve had.
Hmmm! Wonder what’s for dinner tonight.
🤣💀 You have proven strong enough to handle delivery of quats from @arob1000 🫡
My sincerest apologies for questioning your quat lifting capabilities.🧡
My sincerest apologies for questioning your quat lifting capabilities.🧡
Nooooo! That poor quat! 😭
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Still a WIP, but Gratz to everyone who picked lucky #13!
There will be more of these. I took note of everyone who guessed correctly, and those who didn’t. There will be future surprises for everyone who played and continues to do so.
There will be more of these. I took note of everyone who guessed correctly, and those who didn’t. There will be future surprises for everyone who played and continues to do so.
Gm! ☕️ Still working on final edits, and different variations of this piece. In the meanwhile…
14 are not a quat. 1 is a quat. Which one?
Should be easy for anyone who’s been paying attention to spot the quat. It will never be this easy again.
Feel free to debate amongst yourselves.
14 are not a quat. 1 is a quat. Which one?
Should be easy for anyone who’s been paying attention to spot the quat. It will never be this easy again.
Feel free to debate amongst yourselves.
Time to take my vitamins, replenish my strength after last nights events, and finish what I started.
All are welcome to try and prove otherwise.
Text exchange between my fiancé and her best friend. 😫😭💀
GN everyone!!!
GN everyone!!!
Dammit. Hit cooldown with 4 left RCs left.
My Moxie Potential is $Ⓜ️29,311 today. How about yours?
Frame by @nikolaiii 🚀
My Moxie Potential is $Ⓜ️29,311 today. How about yours?
Frame by @nikolaiii 🚀
Not much left to work with but will make do.
So it was definitely Pornhub.
No surprise. 😐
Some poor soul had to run around a Whole Foods looking for 10 packs of kumquats to realize what’s in store didn’t match their site. 😢
🚨• • • - - - • • • @arob1000 🙏🧡🙏
Some poor soul had to run around a Whole Foods looking for 10 packs of kumquats to realize what’s in store didn’t match their site. 😢
🚨• • • - - - • • • @arob1000 🙏🧡🙏
Doh! Just missed the auction because of a call. 😭 @alexescd.eth
Just boosted my FarScore by 0.121220 by locking 36 of /web3appdev's Fan Tokens using @moxiescout!
Just boosted my FarScore by 0.121220 by locking 36 of /web3appdev's Fan Tokens using @moxiescout!
Quat a tha more nin ta ya! ☕️
Only. 😭 Wegmans caught me the worst. Was in a bind one week, and their website said they they had kumquats at the DUMBO location. After a mile+ walk to a 40 minute train ride, followed by a $12 Uber… for… Fucking golden berries!
Oh yeah! Fuck Eataly too. Same fake web ad but at least easier to get to.
Oh yeah! Fuck Eataly too. Same fake web ad but at least easier to get to.
Fuck you Whole Foods! These are not quats! Not one in the store! Only fell for it 4-6 times but not today! Oh… and Fuck you too Wegmans! Same reason!
👀 11th! With kumquats! How did that happen? 🤪