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We kept walking, and the “model” who wanted money for his photo was a bit ahead of us. Three of our friends were still up front, but they were already heading back toward us—it looked like we had reached the end of the neighborhood.

To our right, there was a big yard with a few rundown houses, and a group of about 8-10 guys hanging out, doing something. The "model" stopped near the yard and, probably assuming none of us understood Spanish, started shouting at those guys.

He literally yelled: “Hey, there are five white idiots here with cameras!”

Right at that moment, our three friends caught up with us. Alex immediately said we needed to get out of there—fast. I knew why, but our friends hadn’t figured it out yet, so Alex just grabbed one of them by the hand and quickly started walking back. I didn’t need any convincing.

Meanwhile, the "model" was already talking to those guys, pointing straight at us.
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Percs Guess The Movie #57

Didn't know about the animated film Dune, but here it is)
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Three photographers went ahead, and Alex and I fell behind. We had already walked quite a distance, and the houses around us began to look more like abandoned construction sites, where people actually lived.

A local guy approached Alex. After a moment, Alex took a few photos, and they started talking. That's when I approached them and heard what they were saying. To my surprise, they spoke English, although Alex spoke pretty decent Spanish.

The whole conversation boiled down to the fact that the local guy wanted to get money for the photos (even though he approached Alex and asked to take his photo). He said: "You're shooting for a magazine! You're getting paid (oh, if only it were true! 😂), so I should get paid too - 100 bucks per photo."

Alex just calmly deleted the photos, showed that he had no more photos, and we moved on...
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Percs Guess The Movie #56

This movie is on my list, but I haven't watched it yet.
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It all started pretty well—we left our scooters at the parking lot of Central Medical Punta Cana (where I was hospitalized with malaria… or maybe not malaria, I still don’t know) and started walking.

There were five of us, all with cameras, of course. By the way, Dominicans love posing for photos, even though they never ask how to get them later! We kept walking down this one street, passing by a kid’s birthday party happening right by the road—it was super lively and fun.

On the way, I ran into some mechanics I already knew—the ones who had fixed my moped before. Then we crossed a “line” I had never gone past before.

To our left, there was a big fenced parking lot full of tourist buses. A lot of them belonged to the company I worked for, and I even spotted a driver I knew. He walked up to the fence and, looking surprised, asked, - What the hell are you guys doing here?

But by that time, three people from our group had already walked way ahead, so Alex and I hurried to catch up with them
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Wasn’t me! @pliskot did you leak our plans to !attack North 🏴‍☠️🐌
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Percs Guess The Movie #55

Definitely one of the best movies I've ever seen! Everyone should watch all of Wes Anderson's works!
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What is the Haitian Pit?

It's a neighborhood on the outskirts of Bavaro. There's only one road through it, heading towards the town of Higuey, lined with buildings of varying levels of poverty - some slums, some not so bad. The further you go, the poorer it gets.

At the entrance, the road suddenly drops steeply, as if you were going down a hill. The neighborhood is mostly populated by Haitians, hence the name. At first, it looks pretty decent - there are little shops selling fake sneakers and stuff. Then you see the repair shops - I used to get my scooter fixed there all the time. But then... I'd never been there - well, until the day I decided to take a walk there with four other photographers and an expensive camera. Hahaha.

Anyway, during the day, without a camera, on my old moped, I've been to the Pit many times, and it was generally fine - until that day...
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Percs Guess The Movie #54

Who knows what movie this is, I don't even know this actress?)
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This time the photos will be straight from the story, taken in the process.

So one day my friend had a guest from Canada, he was also a photographer. There was a party, and at some point this guy started to persuade everyone to go shoot street reportage in “non-tourist places”. By that time I already knew a few such places, but most of them were not very interesting. The places we knew in Santo Domingo were basically a one-way ticket to a robbery... One of my friends had his car window smashed at an intersection near one of these places - they took his bag and even tore off his side mirror. So yeah, we didn’t even mention these places, and they were quite far.

The only place close was the “Haitian Pit”. It was on the outskirts of Bavaro. I had been there many times during the day, and everything was fine, although people always said it was dangerous. That’s where we decided to go the next day.
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Percs Guess The Movie #53

These movies are very stupid, but despite this they are very funny movies)
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She knows she can't eat my plants, but she eats them all the time!
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Lazy weekend attack #24, pew pew 🔫 💥 💥
!attack north 🏴‍☠️🐌
Percs Guess The Movie #52

This is the second movie I didn't guess)
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And it's Saturday again, hurray 🥳 time for my cat)
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Lazy weekend attack #23, pew pew 🔫 💥 💥
!attack north 🏴‍☠️🐌
Percs Guess The Movie #51

I heard a lot of good things about this movie and the second part is also good according to reviews... but I haven't watched it😅
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I was trying to remember what I had already told you and what I hadn't, and I had to scroll back four months! Four months, Carl! It turns out I wanted to share this story at the very beginning, but I decided to tell it all in order... and then, of course, I started telling it all in a jumble, hahaha!

This story is about another danger you can face in the Dominican Republic, although, frankly, it can happen anywhere. I've encountered this problem at home much more often than here.

I'll start the story itself on Monday, but the danger I'm talking about is crime. I know a few stories involving people I know - some have been attacked, others have had their apartments robbed... But personally, I've only experienced it once. And that's what I'm going to tell you about... on Monday, hahaha 😅

In the photo are my friends and security guards at the beach where we often had filming sessions.
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Percs Guess The Movie #50

In my opinion, this is the best movie on this topic. Party for my 50th post)
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