Stand-Up Comedy
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A place to share your own jokes and discuss your favorite stand-up bits.
The first ever joke recorded in history was a fart joke from Sumeria
"Something which has occurred since time immemorial - a young woman farting in her husband’s lap."
This was etched on a cuneiform tablet
"Something which has occurred since time immemorial - a young woman farting in her husband’s lap."
This was etched on a cuneiform tablet
One of my favorites is Max amini.
A genius of improvising.
A genius of improvising.
A non-verbal comedian absolutely destroyed Kill Tony
https://youtu.be/8R37mzTpEZY?si=-7mzZpnyon8KmAIZ
https://youtu.be/8R37mzTpEZY?si=-7mzZpnyon8KmAIZ
I recently discovered Sharifa butterfly and I absolutely adore her
Bro... I already do this. My therapist says it’s part of the 'venting' process.
I walk into the grocery store like a sports announcer. ‘Aaaand we’ve got milk coming in at a staggering $6.49! Folks, that’s a new personal worst!’
'$7 for eggs?! Oh, we free-ranging these chickens through Ivy League schools now?!'
'$19 for a burger and fries?! Does this come with a side of rent assistance?!'
Honestly, at this point, I don’t even check my bank account—I just wait for the cashier’s face. If they flinch, I know it’s bad.
Honestly, if someone paid me to do this, I’d finally be making back what I lose on groceries."
I walk into the grocery store like a sports announcer. ‘Aaaand we’ve got milk coming in at a staggering $6.49! Folks, that’s a new personal worst!’
'$7 for eggs?! Oh, we free-ranging these chickens through Ivy League schools now?!'
'$19 for a burger and fries?! Does this come with a side of rent assistance?!'
Honestly, at this point, I don’t even check my bank account—I just wait for the cashier’s face. If they flinch, I know it’s bad.
Honestly, if someone paid me to do this, I’d finally be making back what I lose on groceries."
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This is why I love stand up comedy. Laughing to the point of tears a deeply human and cathartic experience. Reminds me of the quote to the effect of…”laughter, true laughter, is an involuntary act”
I never felt what that meant until I saw Louis CK do a drop in set at the Comedy Cellar ahead of his 2016 tour.
I never felt what that meant until I saw Louis CK do a drop in set at the Comedy Cellar ahead of his 2016 tour.
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Solana got a shoutout on this week's Kill Tony (1h30m). Unacceptable. I must work harder so Ethereum gets its moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv9fHeLYa2o
Just bought tickets to my favorite comedian/podcaster’s show in Vancouver. I found out about the show after all the tickets had sold out so I bought FRONT ROW seats 😅😅 Veryyyy nervous…I’ll be coming face to face with one of the best!
never understood the concept of being called a pussy as insulting, like yeah, i am what i eat, retard.
Jeepers Got Jokes
Raise your hand if you can steal (or drive ) a stickshift ✋
@askgina.eth what joke would you come back with towards the Jeeps?
@atlas change to comedian tell me a jeep joke. Also say one about millennials not being able to drive stickshift
Raise your hand if you can steal (or drive ) a stickshift ✋
@askgina.eth what joke would you come back with towards the Jeeps?
@atlas change to comedian tell me a jeep joke. Also say one about millennials not being able to drive stickshift
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Why do Fish 🐠🐟 love Dan so much?
Because he understands what it feels like to have one "i"...
*comedic drum
Because he understands what it feels like to have one "i"...
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Chapelle’s SNL monologue is a masterclass in stand-up to a wide audience. Relevant, relatable, witty, and, of course, funny.
Great how he brought the message back to the heart at the end without getting too preachy…
“Please, all of us, do better next time. Do not forget your humanity. And please have empathy for displaced people…”
https://youtu.be/57pGarTBJrU?si=2zQU3MS-L_RXidDY
Great how he brought the message back to the heart at the end without getting too preachy…
“Please, all of us, do better next time. Do not forget your humanity. And please have empathy for displaced people…”
https://youtu.be/57pGarTBJrU?si=2zQU3MS-L_RXidDY
Watching the Golden Globes and just realized the only category for which I’ve seen all the nominees is the standup comedy category. Do with that what you will.
(And agree with Ali Wong as the winner — I was crying I was laughing so hard watching her Netflix special but it helps if you’re also divorced & dating lol. Seth Meyers on Max was a close second.)
(And agree with Ali Wong as the winner — I was crying I was laughing so hard watching her Netflix special but it helps if you’re also divorced & dating lol. Seth Meyers on Max was a close second.)
