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MightyBruce

@brucenotwayne #828677

gym, music, art
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I got fired from the bank today.

A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
I was going to cook alligator for dinner…

but then I realized I only had a croc pot.
A dragon would never explode.

A dino might.
I told a joke on a Zoom Meeting and no-one laughed…

It turns out I'm not remotely funny.
I am in THE BOLE

THE BOLE starts to cook. I am ID 3058 and onboarding right now. I am beginning to charge my mystical energy. I believe we will need it when we go into THE BOLE. 🍲
I am in THE BOLE

Come join me fast. THE BOLE starts to cook.

Legends whisper of THE BOLE, an ancient, ever cooking entity hidden deep within the fabric of reality 🍲
🧬 🧬 @livmore is participating in the Just Frame It program
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I was 9,070 km away from today's mystery location 📍. Can you beat me?
I was 18 km away from today's mystery location 📍. Can you beat me?
I’ve been on crypto twitter, I’ve been on farcaster. I highly recommend farcaster.
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