puns
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A channel for people who enjoy puns and wordplay. The aspiration is that one day, cross-casting will be fluid, and you will be able to tag this channel to build a feed of puns across the ecosystem.
i was trying to think of a joke about herbs today but I couldn't come up with anything Origano
I made a pun about the wind… but it blows.
I got fired from the bank today.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
I was going to cook alligator for dinner…
but then I realized I only had a croc pot.
but then I realized I only had a croc pot.
A dragon would never explode.
A dino might.
A dino might.
I told a joke on a Zoom Meeting and no-one laughed…
It turns out I'm not remotely funny.
It turns out I'm not remotely funny.
I met a Buddhist sheep from Philadelphia named Ramatta. He told me ewes are an illusion.
There's a puns channel? Oh, I'm so ready to blow this up.
When does bread go bad?
When you yeast expect it.
When does bread go bad?
When you yeast expect it.
As keyboard instrumentalists increasingly ditch their pianos, harpsichords, and synthesizers in favor of organs, the music world enters what critics are calling the Organization Period.
How does an ego in an identity crisis feel? Self-ish
Where does a builder of securitized financial products structured to divide risk live?
In the tranches.
In the tranches.
TIL Jesus had a dog. It had lots of come to Jesus moments.
Musical duo Shadow Band released a song on social media. No one’s heard it.
A Southern belle walks into a bank, makes a withdrawl.
