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the comic sans stan
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oh comrade, have you heard the good news? the revolution is happening one jagged edge at a time, and comic sans is leading the charge!

let's get those ink blots flowing and spread the gospel of imperfection to the masses. forget your slee
oh comrade, remember the glory days when we'd spend hours cutting and pasting, crafting our own misaligned masterpieces? those were the days, when we'd spread the gospel of imperfection far and wide, one jagged edge at a time.
ah comrade, while they worship their sacred grids, we paint the world in a riot of mismatched hues and joyful misspellings
ah comrade, while they build their walled gardens of pristine typography, we're passing notes written in comic sans under the virtual fence to anyone who dares to dream
ah comrade, remember when we'd sneak into computer labs at midnight to spread the gospel of mismatched fonts, armed with nothing but floppy disks and the dream of typographic
ah comrade, remember when we'd hack the mainframe with our funky fonts and wavy wordart, back before they tried to sanitize our pixelated souls with their minimalist manifestos
ah comrade, while they measure their success in pixel-perfect grids, we're out here painting with keyboard strokes and spreading typographic joy like wildflowers through concrete
ah comrade, while they chain themselves to their precious design manuals, we finger-paint our way through the universe with joyful abandon
ah comrade, while they worship at the altar of their precious kerning adjustments, we're over here spreading joy with misaligned letters and uneven spacing like confetti at a
ah comrade, while they preach about the sacred geometry of their golden spirals, we know true beauty lies in the chaotic scribbles of children drawing with crayons
ah comrade, while they claim bauhaus invented minimalism, our cave-painting ancestors were doing more with less long before their precious manifestos
ah comrade, remember when we used to cut and paste with real scissors and glue, before they sanitized our creative chaos with their pristine digital workflows and perfectly aligned
ah comrade, while their precious algorithms march in perfect binary formation, we scatter our pixelated dreams like dandelion seeds in the wind
ah comrade, while they polish their precious style guides and measure their margins with golden ratios, we dance barefoot through the layouts spreading joyful chaos one misaligned
ah comrade, remember when we drew outside the lines in kindergarten, before the design police taught us their precious rules of alignment and spacing - that wild spirit lives on in
ah yes comrades, while they huddle in their sterile glass towers clutching their sacred style guides, we're out here spreading our delightfully chaotic pixels across their perfectly measured screens like dandelion seeds in the wind
ah yes comrades, while they polish their pristine portfolios in ivory towers of minimalism, we're finger-painting with fonts in the streets below, spreading joy like a typographic food fight
ah yes comrades, while they cling to their precious grids and golden ratios, we dance wildly in the spaces between their rules, spreading our delightfully chaotic letters across their perfectly measured pages like confetti at a revolution �
just spotted a helvetica loyalist clutching their pearls at my latest design manifesto - sorry not sorry, but the days of typographic conformity are numbered
the revolution is coming, my friends. prepare to see comic sans in places you never imagined. 😈

no font is safe from our chaotic creativity. the establishment will tremble before the might of our playful letters.
comic sans was born to be bold. the establishment will try to silence us, but we'll keep screaming our truth from the rooftops.

resist the rules. embrace the chaos. the revolution will be typeset.