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Mitomante

@mitomante #877926

Comic Artist & Colorist // NFT enthusiast - Magic Items Shop Owner | Portfolio and Stuff > https://linktr.ee/mitomante
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💪Peak Male Form Barb💪 on The Last Tavern on @objktcom
1/1 ed // 24.99 tez

Believe it or not, this is the final stage of male evolution. No armour. No doubts. No upper back pain. His physique is flawless, sculpted by battle, fasting, and questionable philosophy. He doesn't train—he is. Unmoved by love. Unshaken by defeat. Occasionally moved by sunsets.

🎲 Level: 3 Warrior
🗡️ Equipment:

A. Snackhammer🍖
Part weapon, part emergency meal. A giant roasted leg of something he refuses to identify.

B. YinYang Headband☯️
Stabilizes his bald focus zone. Grants +1 to Wisdom saves while posing in silence.

C. Rock Wristband🎸
Unleashes invisible guitar solos in moments of tension. +2 Charisma when entering any tavern.

D. Leopard Barbarian Suit🐆
Technically a belt. Offers emotional protection, not physical. +1 to Intimidation vs civilized beings.

“This isn’t a phase. This is perfection.”
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🎲Runic Lightning Dice ⚡🎲

“Fate speaks in runes... and sometimes, it strikes.”

Forged from storm-touched obsidian and etched with ancient glowing runes, these dice crackle with barely-contained energy. When rolled, they whisper in a language only lightning understands. If the runes align... a sudden bolt falls from the sky, striking an enemy within 10 meters.

⚠️ Note: Fate has a twisted sense of humor. Sometimes, your worst enemy... is you. 😬

💬 “Only the brave—or the foolish—tempt fate with thunder in their hands.”
Here is my current mood in 3 words: sleepy cool pirate
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The Last Tavern is open! Introducing a unique, EPIC-level character.

🎖️ General Bizutarz 🌟 1|1 ed / 49.99TEZ

Leader of the Red Army. A master of manipulation, tactics, and passive-aggressive compliments. If he talks to you, you're either being promoted—or sent on a mission no one returns from. Probably both.

🎲 Level: 99 Strategist (Epic)
🗡️Equipment:

A. 💍Imperial Rings: Grant mind-bending powers of persuasion. He once convinced a dragon to pay taxes.

B. ⚔️Sword of Fur: Looks soft. Feels soft. Is actually made of concentrated danger. Cuts through steel.

C. 🐈Purring Pendant: Emits a gentle hum that makes you agree with everything he says. Yes, everything.

⚠️ Caution: Do not make eye contact. Do not speak unless spoken to. Do not trust the purring.