793979
ted’s alt
@tedsalt #793979
also known as the karen of farcaster
2196 Follower 79 Following
i can do all things through spite which strengthens me
— God, aka me
— God, aka me
in today’s episode of crypto VCs congratulating themselves
man calls to make athletics competitive again because run clubs created too many participation trophies
when he works for a fund that has made being a founder the entrepreneur equivalent of a participation trophy
man calls to make athletics competitive again because run clubs created too many participation trophies
when he works for a fund that has made being a founder the entrepreneur equivalent of a participation trophy
farcaster doesn’t have enough content like this so here’s my contribution:
can someone please hang out with this man
can someone please hang out with this man
my new favorite (read: annoying) quirk is replying “source?” to everything
cute man: ted salt, you’re perfect for me
me: source?
boss: ted salt, you seem a little distracted
me: source?
@randomerror.eth: ted salt, are you @eulerlagrange.eth?
me: source?
cute man: ted salt, you’re perfect for me
me: source?
boss: ted salt, you seem a little distracted
me: source?
@randomerror.eth: ted salt, are you @eulerlagrange.eth?
me: source?
crypto complains about spending $600 on a DevCon ticket but has no problem aping 1ETH into a memecoin that tracks to zero. retardio.
instead of saying something like “boo” for Halloween, say something much scarier like “oh wait i shouldn’t have blamed an L2 for my lack of PMF, i should’ve blamed myself” for example
instead of asking “trick or treat” for Halloween, ask yourself something much simpler like “would anyone care about this outside of crypto” for example
raise your hand if you’re lonely and online
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if the stork is the bird that delivers the pregnancy, what’s the bird that prevents the pregnancy?
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the swallow
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the swallow
“omg great idea let’s circle back on that, i’ll see what i can do”
genuine Q: I meet so many people who are ex-Serotonin, how does it have such bad retention? is it a good agency?
asking for a company
asking for a company
who are pork workers and why are they on strike???
is this the equivalent of chamath appearing on joe rogan (except we stan @tako-unik and @pauline-unik)???
or did @randomerror.eth just out himself as the JCal of farcaster?
or did @randomerror.eth just out himself as the JCal of farcaster?
remember when Naomi Osaka dropped out of the French Open in 2021 for mental health and everyone was like omg good for her good job
and now Chappell Roan dropped out of some festival for mental health and everyone is like omg this is the job she signed up for how dare she
?????
can someone explain
and now Chappell Roan dropped out of some festival for mental health and everyone is like omg this is the job she signed up for how dare she
?????
can someone explain
unstoppable when you’re ten steps ahead in ten directions
best thing about FC is that there are new people getting attention and engagement for the first time and it’s made the internet a more interesting, kind place
worst thing about FC is that there are new people getting attention and engagement for the first time and it’s made them entitled and in some cases mean
worst thing about FC is that there are new people getting attention and engagement for the first time and it’s made them entitled and in some cases mean