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@writingtheremedy #371154

Writer. Artist. Nurse. Scapegoat. God’s beloved. Speaking nothing but the truth in /writingtheremedy

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Productive day 😮‍💨

It was my mom’s birthday a few days ago.. we haven’t spoken in years - so i decided to surprise her with a call

Me (from a blocked number): “Happy Birthday mom”

Mom: “i knew it was you!!!”

Me: “How are you?”

Mom: “I’m good.. getting ready to retire.. But hey.. do you still have your gun?”

Me: “Yes?”

Mom: “Is it loaded?”

Me: “Yes??”

Mom: “Did your ex ___ ever pick up those bullets?”

Me: “i don’t like when you bring him up”

Mom: “Okay I won’t bring him up anymore”

…

..and idk if I’ll ever fully understand the things that concern her - but it was nice speaking to her.. she tickles me.. still

Any moms out there feel free to chime in.. i’m curious to know a mother’s thought process - it’s so bizarre to me lol

Does mutual tipping reset every month?

Story time..

okay so it all started a few months ago when i was minding my business late night scrolling on fc..

i started to put my phone down but then i saw a post from @trish about designer handbags

they were dope

So i had no other choice but to go to their website and shop their whole inventory in the wee hours of the night (bc who needs sleep right?)

so anyway, i ended up adding them to my favorites and would check in every so often..

Finally

A piece spoke to me - so i preordered..

And considering i had to cancel my date (with myself) today to sign for her - i can already tell how disruptive she will be..

and I’m so in love, bc she’s just my type of gyal 😏

(Again, all @trish’s fault.. so make sure you follow her for all the good finds ☺️)

was gonna take myself out today but i gotta sign for a package

so now i play the waiting game.

(it’s all @trish’s fault.. but i’ll touch on that later)

i’m kinda on some gangsta sh*t tip rn and i have no idea why

just thought i should let y’all know.

i feel like no one’s really on here anymore..

Where’d everyone go??

i smell like watermelon juice rn, don’t ask me how..

Is tavern not a thing anymore?

kinda wanna talk, kinda don’t..

Ppl are gems, you gotta unlock em..

Don’t be jealous.. Celebrate my wins 😏

Just here to let y’all know ScHoolboy Q got off them drugs and got all the way FINE 😮‍💨

Might have to go to a show.. make sure it ain’t photoshop 😏

Ayo.

Yo.

if y’all only understood what i had to go through to transfer crypto off of crypto.com

…you would NEVER put your money there

babygirl needs a nap 😩

so i’m a see y’all later.

They finally got me y’all..

Tried to watch Afraid and they hit me w the

“YoUr tv iSnt pARt oF the nEtFliX hOuSeHoLd FoR thIs aCcOuNt” 🙄

i remember i worked at a place that pretty much told us “we don’t really care how you work your 40 hours.. just make sure you work 40 hours a week”

Me: bet 😏

Fri: 8 hrs
Sat: 16 hrs
Sun: 16 hrs

They called me the wknd warrior.. Never saw management.. stayed outta drama (kinda).. and got the grocery store/mall/shopping centers all to myself during the week..

Also me: never again 🙃

Gm ☀️ i’m this old, hbu?

The things i want for Christmas, money can’t buy..

grief is a mf..

Still won’t download the latest apple update..

keep hearing horror stories about the “new” photos layout

praise God i’m at the age where i learn from other’s mistakes

i like it here, it’s nice and cozy.

Eating Belgium chocolate from Costco bc it’s that time of the month

..and it’s HITTIN!!! 😮‍💨

Stay curious my frens..

/writingtheremedy

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