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You might not like what I have to say but it’s true -

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Productive day 😮‍💨

It was my mom’s birthday a few days ago.. we haven’t spoken in years - so i decided to surprise her with a call

Me (from a blocked number): “Happy Birthday mom”

Mom: “i knew it was you!!!”

Me: “How are you?”

Mom: “I’m good.. getting ready to retire.. But hey.. do you still have your gun?”

Me: “Yes?”

Mom: “Is it loaded?”

Me: “Yes??”

Mom: “Did your ex ___ ever pick up those bullets?”

Me: “i don’t like when you bring him up”

Mom: “Okay I won’t bring him up anymore”

…

..and idk if I’ll ever fully understand the things that concern her - but it was nice speaking to her.. she tickles me.. still

Any moms out there feel free to chime in.. i’m curious to know a mother’s thought process - it’s so bizarre to me lol

Story time..

okay so it all started a few months ago when i was minding my business late night scrolling on fc..

i started to put my phone down but then i saw a post from @trish about designer handbags

they were dope

So i had no other choice but to go to their website and shop their whole inventory in the wee hours of the night (bc who needs sleep right?)

so anyway, i ended up adding them to my favorites and would check in every so often..

Finally

A piece spoke to me - so i preordered..

And considering i had to cancel my date (with myself) today to sign for her - i can already tell how disruptive she will be..

and I’m so in love, bc she’s just my type of gyal 😏

(Again, all @trish’s fault.. so make sure you follow her for all the good finds ☺️)

was gonna take myself out today but i gotta sign for a package

so now i play the waiting game.

(it’s all @trish’s fault.. but i’ll touch on that later)

i’m kinda on some gangsta sh*t tip rn and i have no idea why

just thought i should let y’all know.

i feel like no one’s really on here anymore..

Where’d everyone go??

Is tavern not a thing anymore?

kinda wanna talk, kinda don’t..

Ppl are gems, you gotta unlock em..

Ayo.

Yo.

if y’all only understood what i had to go through to transfer crypto off of crypto.com

…you would NEVER put your money there

babygirl needs a nap 😩

so i’m a see y’all later.

They finally got me y’all..

Tried to watch Afraid and they hit me w the

“YoUr tv iSnt pARt oF the nEtFliX hOuSeHoLd FoR thIs aCcOuNt” 🙄

i remember i worked at a place that pretty much told us “we don’t really care how you work your 40 hours.. just make sure you work 40 hours a week”

Me: bet 😏

Fri: 8 hrs
Sat: 16 hrs
Sun: 16 hrs

They called me the wknd warrior.. Never saw management.. stayed outta drama (kinda).. and got the grocery store/mall/shopping centers all to myself during the week..

Also me: never again 🙃

grief is a mf..

Still won’t download the latest apple update..

keep hearing horror stories about the “new” photos layout

praise God i’m at the age where i learn from other’s mistakes

i like it here, it’s nice and cozy.

Eating Belgium chocolate from Costco bc it’s that time of the month

..and it’s HITTIN!!! 😮‍💨

Stay curious my frens..

Still not rlly feeling it..

Not rlly feeling it..

i’m back

kinda.

Love when i have my fav Thai spot all to myself..

hello.

brb..

Crypto is cool.. but Do you know where your soul is going once you leave this place?

Are you okay with the final destination?
(If not, lemme know)

Happy Sunday fc✨

Putting the “$” behind the dollar amount (and not in front of like where it belongs ie: $100 v. 100$) tells me everything i need to know about you..

will not explain

Feeling blah today.