Bimoo

On Christmas Eve, chaos erupted at Santa’s Workshop—the Naughty and Nice List had been sabotaged. Detective Jingles, a clever reindeer, was called to solve the case.

The suspects included Frosty, a bitter elf, Mrs. Claus, and Danny, a dad perpetually on the Naughty List. Jingles followed the clues, eventually catching Danny muttering about hiding something from his kids.

Under questioning, Danny confessed: he’d bribed Frosty with cookies to alter the List, hoping to erase his guilt for cheating on his wife. His meddling caused magical chaos, risking Christmas for everyone.

Santa forgave Danny but showed him a vision of his children’s heartbreak, pushing him to confess to his wife. Christmas was saved, Frosty was punished, and Danny began working to rebuild his family’s trust.

Another case closed for Detective Jingles. Merry Christmas!

/super ツ

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Why can’t i yoink?🥲

“Why Are You back Here?”

“Why are you back here?” I muttered to myself, staring at the glowing vending machine. It hummed softly, almost inviting, each row of snacks a reminder of the promises I’d broken.

I wasn’t even hungry. Not really.

My reflection in the glass looked tired, shoulders slouched, like I’d carried the weight of every excuse, every cheat meal turned into a cheat week. I’d told myself yesterday was the last time. And the day before that.

But here I was. Back again.

“It’s just one,” I whispered, swiping a crumpled dollar from my pocket. “One won’t ruin everything.”

The machine beeped as the candy bar tumbled into the slot. My fingers hovered, trembling.

“You don’t have to do this,” a voice in my head said, soft but insistent.

I closed my eyes and exhaled. The vending machine kept humming, indifferent.

For a long moment, I just stood there. Then, slowly, I turned and walked away, leaving the candy behind.

Maybe next time, I wouldn’t even come back.

there is no ticker i love you

ITAP of lunch

Did someone say dickbutt?

ITAP of coffee with a friend

Joining Farcaster was purely by chance- i heard a friend having a conversation about an app where you get paid for having fun.

Signed up for the app and connected my wallet and it’s been a wild ride ever since.I have made connections with incredible people and made some genuine friends.

I made the right decision and i never looked back

babe, what’s clanker?

Hi super fam

Hope y’all are having a great weekend ✨