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late night intrusive thoughtsโ€ฆ i want to date & marry a robot.

Especially after seeing Aether be able to make money. a Robot significant other could be an investment that pays for itself +& you have the ability to design and code traits you want.


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a good amount of my bad date stories end with me speed walking myself out

one time it ended with me calling my Dad in the bathroom to pick me up.. for some reason i told my date โ€œHey not really enjoying my time with you, and you donโ€™t look like your photos so i called my Dad to pick me upโ€
I think shameless self promotion done in good taste also works when trying to convince a girl to let you take them on a date.
Bring okay on your own is such a super power
i think i like Melania sm because the way she looks at donald with disgust and hate reminds me of how i used to look at my bum ass loser ex bf who cried once after asking me to critique his work
honestly iโ€™m glad my ex gained a back bone and broke up with me because i would definitely
look at him with seething hate and disgust often

still processing how much i hated him
if youโ€™re ever riding in a car with a man and you put on a song you like.. and he changes it..

heโ€™s not the one for you.



i promise you
omg i love this love story โˆ˜ โˆ˜ โˆ˜ ( ยฐใƒฎยฐ ) ?
the one who gives you butterflies is not the one for you

the one who calms your nervous system is..
๐ŸงตBack in the day before i was a nurse (and sanctified) i was a bottle girl at a poppin nightclub in my city..

A patron came in one day and left me a 1k tip for a $36 bucket of coronaโ€™s

Club didnโ€™t wanna pay me out at first.. Owner & his hater wife said โ€œhold on to this cus if he disputes it we gotta refund himโ€

He never disputed it ๐Ÿ˜

in fact, he came back and left me even bigger tips..

Owner finally asked โ€œdoes this man wanna marry you!?โ€

i said โ€œidk.. told me he wants to take me out on a date thoโ€

after some time I finally let him.. and he really took a liking to me.. but i was too young and immature to fully understand the type of caliber of man i was actually dealing with..

He was a boss.. literally. An avocado farmer who supplied Costco..

I didnโ€™t know what any of that meant at the timeโ€”i just wanted him to cOmE tO thE cLuB (stupid)

He taught me a lot tho.. about money.. about business.. & encouraged me to go back to school. He cared about me + wanted the best for me..
iโ€™m over my exes but keep canceling dates out of anxiety
philly is such a small cityโ€ฆ

a model on set mentioned he had a studio in the same building as one of my exes

so i mentioned to him i dated an asshole that had a shop there and he goes โ€œdonโ€™t tell me itโ€™s the guy on the 4th floorโ€



โ€ฆ it was the guy on the 4th floor.
if the stork is the bird that delivers the pregnancy, whatโ€™s the bird that prevents the pregnancy?



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the swallow
i give an explanation but if the person isnโ€™t really receptive i just ghรถst

no need to over explain yourself