Longcaster ———
/longcaster13
We went far. Now we go long ———
At dinner, a beautiful Parisian evening sitting on a terrasse watching the tourists stroll by while eating steak-frites and drinking a decent Côtes-du-rhône. The people next to us left and we realised they’d left a bag behind. We hoped they would come back for it, instead they disappeared around a corner. Being a true gentleman, I decided to get up from my steak and find them. They had a decent head start but I managed to catch up, calling out “excuse me” which they initially ignored. So I called out again.
The second time one of them turned around and before I could even draw breath I could see the realisation hit home faster than I'd ever seen anything happen in my life. She had forgotten the bag. But it seemed she had understood she’d forgotten the bag in less than an instant. What followed next was a brief moment of shared confusion.
She was very thankful and was talking to me as she retrieved the bag, but all I could think about was how many metaphysical laws had been broken in that moment.
The second time one of them turned around and before I could even draw breath I could see the realisation hit home faster than I'd ever seen anything happen in my life. She had forgotten the bag. But it seemed she had understood she’d forgotten the bag in less than an instant. What followed next was a brief moment of shared confusion.
She was very thankful and was talking to me as she retrieved the bag, but all I could think about was how many metaphysical laws had been broken in that moment.
The TL from here on out will be long ———
Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST CAST EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring.
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The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
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The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
The future is bright
The future is /longcaster
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We've gone far
Now we go long ———
Now we go long ———