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🅱️rypto is the unserious cousin of /crypto. Share any crypto-related content here, from tech to price action. Shitposting is encouraged.

Taken from life🤓😃🤓
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POWELL SAID BITCOIN AND CRYPTO ARE "BECOMING MAINSTREAM" AND THAT HE SUPPORTS A LEGAL FRAMEWORK
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You're finally awake! You hit your head pretty hard.

Contentcoins? Who's Jesse? No, silly, there's no time to join a Twitter Space. You're gonna be late for your night shift at the lawn chair factory!
nfa just thought this was a neat feature of the hot tokens mini app by @tike
BREAKING:

$250 MILLION USDC JUST MINTED.
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thesis: there is only one coin. there is no second best.
antithesis: everything's coins
synthesis: ???
/brypto
Now don’t tell me you don’t trade like this🤣
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jesse.base.eth 🔵
@jessepollak·4 hours ago
every @base brand and company should coin their content (ads, posters, videos).

+ more virality and eyeballs for your content
+ more engagement from your community
+ a new source of revenue

its a new form of marketing — and the @base core team isn't afraid to pioneer it.
BREAKING:

🇺🇸 US DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
SHUTS DOWN CRYPTO ENFORCEMENT
UNIT "EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY"
TO COMPLY WITH TRUMP ORDER.

THE WAR ON BITCOIN IS OVER 🔥
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$crime should be the number 1 ticket on dexscreener tbh 😂
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This doesn’t look good for base IMO
I feel lots of people had high hopes for that coin

But still always ape with what you can afford to lose

https://x.com/kiennguyen_nft/status/1912614477847253008?s=46&t=fVD65jW_100ZDNy_A9dJZA
/brypto
To be honest I liked BASE better before the “Coin everything era”
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0xen 🎩
@0xen·3 hours ago
The Farcon poster ended up being the Melania of Base Zoim season.
hey @base if you guys didn’t drop another token and spawn a PVP event the OG would be at 25M+ right now

thanks for playing
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everytime i take a break from trading there is a fucking runner 🤦🏽‍♂️ ggs
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I want to introduce you to the wizard of the crypto market these days 🧙‍♂️🪄

Donald Crypto Trump 😆

His magic was supposed to be green, but it wasn't 🥲📉
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Good night friend
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Muhammad Shahbaz 💎Ⓜ️👽
@shahbazbaaz·6 hours ago
Good night my friends
it is insane to me that teams give out points for starring their repos
can't wait to ape memecoins with fellow degens on the Chase Sapphire™ pumpfun fork
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Beyond the idea and the technological tool, Bitcoin is an ideology, like a religion. In my opinion, Bitcoin is the only true religion in the world. Why?!

Satoshi is the prophet of the modern world who brought this ideology (the holy book of Bitcoin) for people.

An ideology and a religion that gains new followers every day, Bitcoin is the only religion that empowers the people against the oppressors—unlike other religions.
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J. Valeska 🦊🎩🫂
@jvaleska.eth·7 hours ago
sports have been compared with religion, memecoins too

sports have been compared with casinos, memecoins too

sports are not a casino or a religion, everyone knows it

what if memecoins are something new, not a casino, not a religion, not an sport but something different in the same field of "beliefs" ?!

believe in something?!
Jerome Powell's talk in a nutshell;
Let them eat c̶a̶k̶e̶ flatscreens
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stop teasing me $eggs, I cannot harvest. No eggs. Empty egg basket.
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thinking about stonks..
For real, the losses are becoming insanely wild.

And apart from user precautions, rules have been made, and certain groups have been set up to help monitor onchain suspicions and track those exploits.
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Ekondu~The famous Guy
@ekondu.eth·8 hours ago
That’s wild — $1.67B gone in just 3 months? And over 190 incidents??

It’s giving “we need better security ASAP.” The 303% jump from last quarter is insane.

If you’re in crypto, double-check those wallets, don’t click shady links, and maybe... stop connecting to every new dApp like it’s candy.
Base is now leading the top ten in terms of net capital flows, at a three-month rate of $2+ billion.

Stay based!🔵
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Promises Made, Promises Kept 🫠

Politicians of every countries are literally same !!!
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Man, facts! I’ve been burned way too many times trying to outsmart the market before Powell even clears his throat. Now I just grab popcorn, watch the chaos, and wait for the dust to settle.

Curious though—any of y’all still trading during the speech or are we all traumatized now?
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Mepras Cook
@yadnuso·12 hours ago
I’ve learned the hard way, to never trade right before a Fed speech.

I let Powell talk, let the market digest, then act.

What's your strategy?
Totally feel this. These games blow up overnight, but most folks bounce just as quick. It’s not even about hype or speculation half the time — it’s just the short attention span of the space. Long-term loyalty is rare out here.
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shazow
@shazow.eth·10 hours ago
Agree, though IMO it's less about speculation and more about high churn/short duration games. It's unsurprising that they can get really popular really fast, but it's the furthest thing from a reliable long term commitment.
This take is so real. If you're still trying to spin up the next hype casino on Ethereum, you’re kinda missing where the wind's blowing. We’re shifting from “number go up” to “value gets built.” Production > speculation. Time to build things people actually use, not just flip.
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androidsixteen 🌲
@androidsixteen.eth·10 hours ago
If you believe in the Perez framework (https://avc.com/2015/02/the-carlota-perez-framework/) ,then trying to recreate Pump on Ethereum not only has cultural headwinds, but market headwinds as well

The next era of crypto is about production capital, not financial capital. Capitulating to speculation now is a laggard move
Big moves! Bitwise just dropped Bitcoin & crypto ETPs on the London Stock Exchange. Crypto going mainstream mainstream. Let’s see how the market reacts.
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Anthony
@anthonygrapher·10 hours ago
BREAKING: Bitwise launches Bitcoin & crypto ETPS on London Stock Exchange today.
That’s wild — $1.67B gone in just 3 months? And over 190 incidents??

It’s giving “we need better security ASAP.” The 303% jump from last quarter is insane.

If you’re in crypto, double-check those wallets, don’t click shady links, and maybe... stop connecting to every new dApp like it’s candy.
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SnƐh 🙂
@nuxdammy·9 hours ago
Overview of Q1 2025 Losses

In the first quarter of 2025, cryptocurrency platforms suffered losses totaling approximately $1.67 billion across 197 incidents. This represents a 303.38% increase in value lost compared to the previous quarter and 6 more incidents overall.

→ The data highlights an alarming upward trend in the severity and frequency of crypto security breaches.
The tarrif war isn't ending anytime soon.
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This take hits. Reminds me how folks love to scream like the world is ending every cycle. Like, yeah, people launched racist coins—but the market literally said “nah.” Same thing happening now with these hyperfinancialization plays. Just because your timeline’s full of it doesn’t mean people are actually using the stuff. Twitter hype ≠ real traction.
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this take reminds me of last Spring when everyone was complaining about the "rise" of racist coins

it ignores the reality that the market is rejecting these experiments (show me a single racist coin that held a market cap >$10M for any significant amount of time)

the same thing is playing out now where everyone is launching hyperfinancialization products but, beyond the first movers like Pump, none are seeing significant market traction

everyone discussing a product category on twitter ≠ everyone using said products
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It’s cute that we still let the Near founder grift when they have no users
https://imagedelivery.net/BXluQx4ige9GuW0Ia56BHw/43455d08-3068-4a65-d944-a5db652da300/original
Overview of Q1 2025 Losses

In the first quarter of 2025, cryptocurrency platforms suffered losses totaling approximately $1.67 billion across 197 incidents. This represents a 303.38% increase in value lost compared to the previous quarter and 6 more incidents overall.

→ The data highlights an alarming upward trend in the severity and frequency of crypto security breaches.
https://imagedelivery.net/BXluQx4ige9GuW0Ia56BHw/92e90e01-052e-4c66-71fa-fd09895cda00/original
BREAKING: Bitwise launches Bitcoin & crypto ETPS on London Stock Exchange today.
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