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🅱️rypto is the unserious cousin of /crypto. Share any crypto-related content here, from tech to price action. Shitposting is encouraged.

pump.fun is like craigslist but on bath salts
high conviction individuals are so rare in crypto that anyone reasonable sounds ridiculous on the timeline
imagine if all the world's energy and resources went to creating a good and fair AGI, but the first thing it does is turn itself into an Ethereum L2
This project I casted about over a month ago rugged today. At the time I casted I didn’t have any bags - I didn’t have any bags until about a week ago when i finally FOMOd. Fortunately I only gambled with play money so lost probs just over 100 usd worth - because it was only a small amount I’m more disappointed with myself than the dev who rugged for gambling on this. Some thoughts / takeaways / learnings -
Tesla's Bitcoin wallet has moved over 11,500 $BTC, valued at over $760 million.

These were the wallets first transactions in 2 years 👀
It's over guys, let's pack it up
i don’t think medieval peasants realized that they live in a feudal society
Defi opportunities in 2025... 🤔
$UNI or no? Is $6 bil already too high, or do you think it's undervalued? Buy token or wait for the L2? Anon poll!
https://frame.weponder.io/api/polls/23718
What’s that old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee

Buy the announcement, sell the listing?
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🇺🇸Canary funds files for Litecoin $LTC spot ETF🤨

This is the ETF that no one is even asking for 🤷🏻
I'm going to hack at eth global SF - are any of my dev friends here also hacking
On an investor update call and the BD lead on the team is talking about “CEX integration” and pronouncing it accordingly

Nephew…
Crypto truly feels a new country (or planet¹) sometimes

If you immigrate here and fall in love with it, it becomes hard to go back to the old world, no matter how trying things get

Leaning into that selection bias is a good idea if you’re a crypto entrepreneur

1: https://www.paradigm.xyz/2023/09/casino-on-mars
I can't wait to use the Walmart L2 for Great Value transactions on the Superchain!
Y’all out here taking memecoin cues from a dude that peddled stock-to-flow bullshit

NGMI energy

Ignore these clowns and focus on people building real businesses

https://x.com/MustStopMurad/status/1069043398970089472
top is when bloods and crips have canonical tokens at b+ valuations
When you’re a founder and your category becomes the hot crypto narrative

https://warpcast.com/eulerlagrange.eth/0xf4c7896a
Also the only chain in the top 10 without a coin

Or maybe I should say, the only one with a coin listed on Nasdaq
close match. age difference got to kain.

RSA might be a more natural MMA announcer than podcast host

https://www.youtube.com/live/OxxDFkiCo3c?t=6463s
Looks like crypto degens are obessed with memecoins

Memecoin Google search volume is expected to reach an all-time high this month 📈
don't have any friends? ride a memecoin to 7 figures or curate the market like a market maker.