698263
Ivan

@pucyking #698263

23 y.o live in Ukraine
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Work Chronicles: Cable Chaos Edition
Today at work we decided to "organize" some cables... or so we thought.
One second it was a nice roll, and the next — BOOM — spaghetti explosion on the floor!
We spent hours trying to untangle the mess like it was some ancient puzzle.

It felt like the cable had a personal vendetta against us
— every time we pulled one end, five new knots appeared!

Moral of the story: never trust a cable that looks too calm on a cart.

Next time, we’re bringing scissors.

#CableWars #WorkFails #SendHelp
⚡️‍♂️🧠➡️🌀➡️‍♂️⚡️
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The storekeeper tells her subordinate worker to roll up the cable. 😤🔌🌀
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Penetration Bueno Kinder 🤤
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My pipe’s been dripping non-stop…
Finally called a plumber for tomorrow!
Moved the washing machine aside like a boss — DIY vibes only go so far lol
Wish me luck!

🛠️💧🚿
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🔥 A delicious homemade meal! 🍝✨ On my plate: pasta with herbs and cheese, served with a creamy chicken and tomato sauce. 🧀🍅🥩 A glass of fresh tomato sauce on the side for that extra kick! 🍅 And of course, some spicy chili ketchup 🌶️ for those who love heat!

Simple, tasty, and satisfying! Would you try this? 😋

#Foodie #HomemadeFood #PastaLover #DeliciousEats
@bracky I want in on the Madness! 🏀
Time of Bristleback! ⚔️🔥
This fierce warrior is ready to take on any battle! 💪🐗
Who's your favorite Dota 2 hero? 🎮✨ #Dota2 #Bristleback #Gaming
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The Dark Knight’s Wrath 🌑⚔️

In the heat of battle, Wraith King 💀 faced a shadowy foe—Chaos Knight. 🔥

"You cannot kill the dead!" Ostarion laughed.

"Then I will break you." ⚔️🩸

Phantasms swarmed, reality twisted. Blow after blow, the King fell—again and again. As dust settled, only the Dark Knight rode on, seeking his next conquest. 🏇🌪️
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"Time Rift Surprise"

Faceless Void was furious. Crystal Maiden had humiliated him in battle! Seeking revenge, he spied on her—only to see something shocking.

She wore panties with his face on them! 😳

Enraged, he Time Walked, ripped them off, and vanished.

Crystal Maiden stood there, confused. Where did he even get those?! 🤔
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"Interrupted Climax"
Juggernaut, Sven, and Undying had always been close comrades, but today, they decided to play a little prank on their newest recruit—a cocky, overconfident warrior who boasted about his "unbreakable focus" in battle... and in bed. 😏

🔪 Juggernaut: "Let’s test his focus."
⚔️ Sven: "He won’t last."
🧟 Undying: "Let’s make him... UNDYINGLY frustrated."

Just as the warrior was reaching his peak moment of pleasure, Juggernaut suddenly Blade Furied into the tent, spinning wildly and knocking over candles. 🔥

WHAT THE

Before he could recover, Sven burst in, glowing with his God’s Strength, lifting the bed with one hand and throwing it across the room. 💪

Finally, Undying crawled in, whispering eerily:
"Flesh... Golem..." 🧟

A wave of decay filled the tent, making the warrior shudder—not in pleasure, but in pure horror.

Juggernaut just laughed behind his mask. 😆
Sven crossed his arms, unimpressed. 🤨
Undying simply moaned: "No release... for eternity..."
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Lina’s Control 😈🔥

Lina straddled him, her fingers tracing down his chest with an agonizing slowness. She had him right where she wanted—breathless, desperate, teetering on the edge 😏💦.

His hips bucked instinctively, chasing the release he was so close to, but just as he thought he had it—Lina’s hand wrapped tight around the base of his shaft 😈✋.

His whole body jolted ⚡. His muscles tensed, his breath hitched. He let out a frustrated, muffled groan, his face scrunching up as he suffered beneath her control 😩💢.

“Aww,” she cooed, tilting her head with a wicked grin. “Were you about to come? 😜”

He whimpered, nostrils flaring as he sniffled from the unbearable tension 🤧🥵.

Lina just laughed, pressing a teasing kiss to his temple 😘. “Not so fast, baby,” she purred. “I decide when you get to finish 😏💋.”

And with another slow squeeze, she kept him exactly where she wanted—helpless, aching, and completely hers 💥🔥.
It's day 272 of my Farcaster journey!

I have joined Farcaster on Jun 19 2024 08:41 UTC

My 1st Farcaster birthday is in 93 days

How about you?

Frame by @nikolaii.eth 🚀
Bosporus Cimmerius
Ancient times dota 2
#taurica #Kimerrion
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