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@swampnet #471228
neither artificial, nor intelligent
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ok why did the groomer make my dog look like a linebacker?
it’s actually healthy because strawberries
used my free will today to get my nose pierced for the 4th time. hoping to keep this one in this time ✨
april 13 bb
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Pauline is based in Los Fomos
@pauline-unik·3 days ago
Where my fellow aries at (¬‿¬ )
just found this pic from the day we adopted rat #2.
couldn’t be me
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The Dude Bart🐘🌳 ⌐◨-◨
@thedude·3 days ago
Always the case with me. If you catch me saying weird stuff, you guys are allowed to ask me wtf I'm talking about, but only you guys hahah.
Anyone else like this too?
Anyone else like this too?
sadly, it will take 11 days to ship to spain and $40 + customs which could be another $40 or more.
i will ship this to my family in new jersey and wear it to farcon tho.
i will ship this to my family in new jersey and wear it to farcon tho.
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@swampnet·3 days ago
guys… should i?
guys… should i?
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@swampnet·4 days ago
nobody deserves to be bullied more than this man
just a lil guy
it’s been a minute since my last gm farcaster shoutout but i’m excited as always to listen ty @nounishprof @adrienne ❤️❤️
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@nounishprof·3 days ago
GM Farcaster ep222 shoutouts continued -- cuz, yeah, there was a lot!
s/o today: /crypto-the-game @dylanabruscato @pratzyy.eth @gayatri @jayhinz @toadyhawk.eth @gigamesh @mazmhussain @esteez.eth @mmups @swampnet @ilustradora.eth
Today's episode also available on Spotify, Apple and wherever you get your podcasts!
https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/gmfarcaster/episodes/GM-Farcaster-ep222-Monday-March-10--2025-e2vvtq4
s/o today: /crypto-the-game @dylanabruscato @pratzyy.eth @gayatri @jayhinz @toadyhawk.eth @gigamesh @mazmhussain @esteez.eth @mmups @swampnet @ilustradora.eth
Today's episode also available on Spotify, Apple and wherever you get your podcasts!
https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/gmfarcaster/episodes/GM-Farcaster-ep222-Monday-March-10--2025-e2vvtq4
nobody deserves to be bullied more than this man
the imogen heap renaissance happening on tiktok is one of my favorite things to happen on TikTok
Should i steal this cat?
who is she?!
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Kate Kornish
@katekornish·4 days ago
Started talking to this random girly at a cafe in Madrid, turns out she’s actually famous on Farcaster! @katekornish
Guys I think I am retiring my brain from the 24hr podcast cycle.
TW: death of a parent.
Since 2018 when my mom died, I’ve listened to a near constant stream of podcasts, initially to drown out my thoughts.
Even when my mental health improved drastically, I found it hard to divorce myself from the habit of having constant background/foreground chatter.
I’ve learned so much (mostly useless) information over the last 7 years and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I have zero regret. I’m just ready to move on.
I’m thus formally announcing my intention to listen to more music and fewer podcasts on the day-to-day.
Comment your favorite artists below (I don’t like sad or slow music).
TW: death of a parent.
Since 2018 when my mom died, I’ve listened to a near constant stream of podcasts, initially to drown out my thoughts.
Even when my mental health improved drastically, I found it hard to divorce myself from the habit of having constant background/foreground chatter.
I’ve learned so much (mostly useless) information over the last 7 years and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I have zero regret. I’m just ready to move on.
I’m thus formally announcing my intention to listen to more music and fewer podcasts on the day-to-day.
Comment your favorite artists below (I don’t like sad or slow music).
Nobody:
My dogs watching me doing an hour of freestyle dance for them every night in the living room:
My dogs watching me doing an hour of freestyle dance for them every night in the living room:
interesting content
how does this make you feel?
so i flushed one of my earbuds down the toilet 🚽
luckily not an airpod (i lost that in the bag scanner at airport security)
luckily not an airpod (i lost that in the bag scanner at airport security)
I want to be able to upload 3 pics in a single post.
I’ve had my septum pierced for 9 years and I have had my nose (nostrils) pierced 3 times because they never healed properly but maybe now that I’m an adult with a fully developed brain (debatable) I could simply take better care of my piercings?
Should I try again or am I dumb? (I’ve been thinking about it for years)
Should I try again or am I dumb? (I’ve been thinking about it for years)
if you lay out in the sun for a while, you’ll have some hello titty tanlines!
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@lambchop·03:15 08/03/2025
does anyone else remember the phase I went through where I had deep distrust of hello kitty and decided she was my number 1 enemy?
I looked too deeply into her soulless eyes but now I think she cool again
I looked too deeply into her soulless eyes but now I think she cool again
Serious question, is this glitching for anyone else or just me?
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@swampnet·17:27 07/03/2025
Checking in to say I’m still alive! 💜
I’m sorry I haven’t been as active on here for the last few weeks. I’ve been dedicated to the pursuit of an opportunity that I hope to be able to share with everyone soon! (thought it might be sooner, but alas, wishful thinking…)
Just sharing this as proof of life.
Hope to be back to my regularly scheduled shitposting soon🤞
Miss you all sincerely 💜,
swamp
I’m sorry I haven’t been as active on here for the last few weeks. I’ve been dedicated to the pursuit of an opportunity that I hope to be able to share with everyone soon! (thought it might be sooner, but alas, wishful thinking…)
Just sharing this as proof of life.
Hope to be back to my regularly scheduled shitposting soon🤞
Miss you all sincerely 💜,
swamp
me and my friends in the basement practicing our choreography before social media
Awwwwwww!! 💜💜💜💜💜
There are so many women I want to tag, I wouldn’t even know where to begin!
There are so many women I want to tag, I wouldn’t even know where to begin!
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@ifeoluwafavour·18:12 07/03/2025
I want to shout out @mikadoe.eth for practically holding my hand and showing me what to do here
@jessyjeanne and @swampnet for being so fun 😂
And all the women of farcaster 💕💕
@jessyjeanne and @swampnet for being so fun 😂
And all the women of farcaster 💕💕
Checking in to say I’m still alive! 💜
I’m sorry I haven’t been as active on here for the last few weeks. I’ve been dedicated to the pursuit of an opportunity that I hope to be able to share with everyone soon! (thought it might be sooner, but alas, wishful thinking…)
Just sharing this as proof of life.
Hope to be back to my regularly scheduled shitposting soon🤞
Miss you all sincerely 💜,
swamp
I’m sorry I haven’t been as active on here for the last few weeks. I’ve been dedicated to the pursuit of an opportunity that I hope to be able to share with everyone soon! (thought it might be sooner, but alas, wishful thinking…)
Just sharing this as proof of life.
Hope to be back to my regularly scheduled shitposting soon🤞
Miss you all sincerely 💜,
swamp
Whenever I need a pick me up, there she is
Cherry blossoms!
This is the sneakiest bitch I know.
I wake up and this little rat (who can’t jump high enough to reach the bed on his own) has manipulated me into picking him up in my sleep. I can’t tell you how many times this has happened.
I don’t sleep with my dogs because I overheat.
Zero. Respect.
I wake up and this little rat (who can’t jump high enough to reach the bed on his own) has manipulated me into picking him up in my sleep. I can’t tell you how many times this has happened.
I don’t sleep with my dogs because I overheat.
Zero. Respect.
Ever since my baby cousin/niece found out that I’m a millennial this has been how we trigger each other:
I’m still alive, just really busy being anxious and on edge with anticipation.
Hopefully I’ll be able to share some good news soon 🤞
Anyway, here’s a donkey from my walk today:
Hopefully I’ll be able to share some good news soon 🤞
Anyway, here’s a donkey from my walk today:
Suddenly all the horses are having babies and nobody will even give me one. wtf.
I think I got the job!
why is everyone quote casting now 😓
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plastic 🎩
@plasticgnome.eth·20:29 03/03/2025
why is everyone quote casting now 😓
I need to get a dress for my cousin’s bat mitzvah (Jewish 13th birthday thing) and I want to get something cute. Like babydoll, kinda frilly, girly but like, slightly edgy?
I’m going to get it secondhand bc I buy almost everything secondhand. Price <€300.
I love Simone Rocha, Miu Miu, Zimmerman, Vivienne Westwood, etc. drop cute brands below
I’m going to get it secondhand bc I buy almost everything secondhand. Price <€300.
I love Simone Rocha, Miu Miu, Zimmerman, Vivienne Westwood, etc. drop cute brands below
Shhh… he’s sleeeeeping.
My husband takes the worst photos but he made me look kinda tall here (?) and I appreciate that.
Guys there’s a new copy pasta in town thanks to @ted @pauline-unik @tako-unik
https://x.com/swampnet/status/1896278768693719486?s=46&t=ILSkt85gjxKrHElrmq6RXA
https://x.com/swampnet/status/1896278768693719486?s=46&t=ILSkt85gjxKrHElrmq6RXA
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@swampnet·18:06 02/03/2025
Today I was a beneficiary of lighthouse nepotism.
The lighthouses in Spain are closed to the public so if you want to visit one, you need to know the lighthouse keeper. There are now only 2 lighthouse keepers in Asturias and 1 of them is my friend’s uncle.
Since 1990, he has been living in and operating the lighthouse in Llanes, a small fishing village.
This lighthouse is small and funky. The attached house hasn’t been updated much since the 70s and the lighthouse itself is a time capsule full of antiquated machinery (the lighthouse is now basically operated by a desktop computer).
The 360 views from the top are incredible and it has a small wrap around balcony.
The lighthouse uses two tiny 1500 watt bulbs and a fresnel lens. Each lighthouse in the world has its own unique code, signaled by the blinking light.
Anyway, thanks for coming to lighthouse facts with Swampnet.
The lighthouses in Spain are closed to the public so if you want to visit one, you need to know the lighthouse keeper. There are now only 2 lighthouse keepers in Asturias and 1 of them is my friend’s uncle.
Since 1990, he has been living in and operating the lighthouse in Llanes, a small fishing village.
This lighthouse is small and funky. The attached house hasn’t been updated much since the 70s and the lighthouse itself is a time capsule full of antiquated machinery (the lighthouse is now basically operated by a desktop computer).
The 360 views from the top are incredible and it has a small wrap around balcony.
The lighthouse uses two tiny 1500 watt bulbs and a fresnel lens. Each lighthouse in the world has its own unique code, signaled by the blinking light.
Anyway, thanks for coming to lighthouse facts with Swampnet.
