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@crimsonking #382224
Stranger in a strange land.
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If anyone needs me, I’ll be curled up laughing out my innards
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Nanzy
@nanzy·19 hours ago
It actually looks yummy 🤤
Wishing you all a wonderful Monday. The start of the week is always difficult, but you’ll make it through
Ok life, we’ll see each other tomorrow
Movie time, then a strong 6hr Power Nap. Good day, friends
Goodnight everyone, everywhere, all at once.
Me drive truck…
How about this weather, am I right?
After obsessing about it for weeks, I finally decided to go to sleep. GN
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I made $200,000,000 today
I made $200,000,000 today
Ok, I have seen enough phones. Let’s kill this trend
I do have an inner crazy drunk who whispers to me
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Brown
@crimsonking·6 days ago
“You see this?”
Points to right fist
“That charcoal! And this?”
Points at left fist
“That’s fuckin saltpeter. There’s something else in gunpowder but your fuckin face is so damn ugly I forget.”
Throws a lazy right hook, misses, falls down, somehow pukes on his own back
Points to right fist
“That charcoal! And this?”
Points at left fist
“That’s fuckin saltpeter. There’s something else in gunpowder but your fuckin face is so damn ugly I forget.”
Throws a lazy right hook, misses, falls down, somehow pukes on his own back
I had a friend who after a night of drinking, woke up with his his chest perfectly clean, but with the opposite side completely drenched in puke. I won’t say who he was bc he is sort of a big deal in the design world (Gage Salzano @gagesakzano on instagram). Anyway, according to his roommate, he said that he was gonna be sick. He then tried throwing up into the sky and ducking out of the way, and it all landed on his shoulders then ran down his back. Then he passed out. You’re never going to be as cool as him. Stop trying. Happy Mother’s Day
I’m going to be unconscious for a while. Don’t worry, I usually wake up
My older brother looks like 5’3” Fred Durst…25 years too late my son and I come up with the nickname “Shrimp Bizkut.” What a waste
I was talking about some stuff, and I hear my sister from the other room, “She can go suck an asshole…”
I love my her. I haven’t laughed so hard in a while
I love my her. I haven’t laughed so hard in a while
Crocs, activate!
I bet endless first person videos of me mowing my yard would be super popular.
No. That’s bc it’s an incredible waste of time.
Listening to “The Regulators” by my close, personal friend, Mr Richard Bachman.
No. That’s bc it’s an incredible waste of time.
Listening to “The Regulators” by my close, personal friend, Mr Richard Bachman.
I’m saving up for a poker tournament. It’s tentatively going to be “Crocs Or Vape 2042.” I will talk to either @tormential or @burrrrrberry about using their club. Give me a week or so to pull together more funds, but the idea is simple, if you win, you can choose between a fresh pair of crocs, or go to Bat Country for a couple days. Second place can choose between a set of Croc charms, or Bat Country for a day. Third place will get a tip from my Tuesday funds. Tag a friend, discuss the legality, and be patient
@infinitehomie loving the pfp
JK, I will take my clothes off for $1. Farcaster is tough…
I was 7,055 km away from today's mystery location 📍. Can you beat me?
I swear, I won’t abandon you Ohio…
I swear, I won’t abandon you Ohio…
Tell me about your Monday experience.
One nation, under Jean shorts, with crocs, and socks, for y’all…
I was 11,404 km away from today's mystery location 📍. Can you beat me?
One day, Ohio will have its day…
One day, Ohio will have its day…
Getting closer to coming inside
In high school, there was a kid who self applied the nickname WestSide Wayne. He rapped. It was funny bc he looked a bit like Mark Wahlberg. But, I think he must’ve been in a detention facility, bc he was ASTONISHINGLY white. Like, as if mashed potatoes coursed through his body just below the surface. That’s all.
May 2 was my wedding anniversary. This is the second time I’ve not had to celebrate it, last year being the day I was officially served divorce papers. Idk. I really don’t care. I did enough of that shit. I am ok alone. At least when I call myself a dumbass or wish I were dead, I can politely tell myself to shut the fuck up without starting an argument. So, thumbs up
