238463
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I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons.
Soldier once upon a time.
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Daughter asks for help with homework:
“I’m writing a story and need a disturbing reason a government would pretend the outside world is destroyed.”
(2 minutes of ideas later)
“What the FUCK is wrong with you? I’ll finish my homework in my room”
😂
(Kidding my ideas were awesome)
“I’m writing a story and need a disturbing reason a government would pretend the outside world is destroyed.”
(2 minutes of ideas later)
“What the FUCK is wrong with you? I’ll finish my homework in my room”
😂
(Kidding my ideas were awesome)
Thinking about the equivalent temperatures the aft end of the rocket must face… It probably exceeds the maximum use temperature of any material. They must use the liquid oxygen and/or fuel as part of an active cooling system as it enters the rocket engine.
(Blind drunk, brandishing a knife butt naked and covered in mud)
“THE DIRT MAN!!!? IS HE REAL!? WHICH FUCKING MOUNTAIN IS HE HIDING UNDER!”
“THE DIRT MAN!!!? IS HE REAL!? WHICH FUCKING MOUNTAIN IS HE HIDING UNDER!”
Damn that food was spicy!
Dealing with privately owned utilities makes me unironically want to embrace communism. They suck that much.
Made the semifinals but got too tired. These guys were like half my age.
Hahahahaha my old ass is gonna fight in a tournament on Saturday. This will end well 😂
Today I asked a Cambridge University professor if he was retarded. Since when is academia so sensitive to simple questions?
It’s hard to overstate how awkward things can get when you don’t easily recognize faces, can’t remember names, and get dropped into a social situation without mutual friends to be your guide.
Several groups of people just assume I don’t like them. They’re right, but that’s a coincidence 😂
Several groups of people just assume I don’t like them. They’re right, but that’s a coincidence 😂
Which was more heartbreaking? Rick&Morty - Suicide Spaghetti, or Futurama - Jurassic Bark?
I was playing “what beats rock” and I said ALS Radiation beats Hawking Radiation and it… was not amused
(Deleted scene from ATLA)
Villager grabs his stomache in pain. “This constipation is killing me! Call an earth-bender!”
Villager grabs his stomache in pain. “This constipation is killing me! Call an earth-bender!”
😊 my dentist says if I keep grinding, I can get another gold tooth soon. Keep grinding, you get results!
Today I learned that the reason certain communities have a disproportionate number of people who live to be 100+ is lax enforcement against pension fraud and they’re all lying.
Fact: people living on spaceships would have great skin. The most vain possible selling point for deep space travel 😂
Ok fine I mostly wore masks during covid so I could draw on them while wearing them, huffing sharpies the whole time 😂
Why not post it
Ever clean out a box and find something that was once absolutely precious, like an old toy? And you look at it, and you still see why it held your rapt attention but now there’s this… distance. And you can’t really cross that gap to get back to where you were when the object was all you wanted to focus on. And it’s fucking sad.
I bet eventually everything is like that.
I bet eventually everything is like that.
I’m so fucking sick right now. This sucks. That is all.
Why aren’t miniature tongs made and used as an eating utensils? We have the technology, what’s holding us back? Fear? Irrational love of spoons?
(Hits blunt)
Technically, aren’t neutron stars just, like, really big atoms?
Technically, aren’t neutron stars just, like, really big atoms?
Magic item but from a dollar store:
Bagpipes that make you invisible while you play them.
Bagpipes that make you invisible while you play them.
If you graphed enjoyment over time, with positive values being joy/pleasure, and negative being suffering, with 0 as boredom/being desensitized…
Then plotted heaven/hell over eternity, you’d get 2 curves asymptotically approaching zero.
All afterlives are the same, ultimately…
Then plotted heaven/hell over eternity, you’d get 2 curves asymptotically approaching zero.
All afterlives are the same, ultimately…