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I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons.
Soldier once upon a time.
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Protip: you can add LSD to rocksalt shells to make gunfights more interesting.
It’s only Champagne if it’s from the Champagne region of France. Or a few wineries in California. Nowhere else, otherwise it’s sparkling wine.
Does texas have champagne? No, just sparkling wine. New York? Sparkling wine.
Does California have good champagne? No. But it does have good sparkling wine 😂
I swear we make California Champagne taste like piss just to mess with the French.
Does texas have champagne? No, just sparkling wine. New York? Sparkling wine.
Does California have good champagne? No. But it does have good sparkling wine 😂
I swear we make California Champagne taste like piss just to mess with the French.
(At newscorp headquarters)
“There is too much negativity! I want every story introduced with a positive spin!”
(That evening)
“Citizens of most major cities saw an unexpected boost to their solar panel production during the nuclear flashes, saving money on electricity bills…”
“There is too much negativity! I want every story introduced with a positive spin!”
(That evening)
“Citizens of most major cities saw an unexpected boost to their solar panel production during the nuclear flashes, saving money on electricity bills…”
Today’s strange fact:
No one born blind has ever become schizophrenic. Seems like that warrants some study…
No one born blind has ever become schizophrenic. Seems like that warrants some study…
Who did it better, no ragerts or:
Ukrainian names sound like people were trying to cheat at scrabble so they just crammed all the high value consonants together, and when challenged doubled down on it again and again until they were forced to call their children shit like Zalenskyy and Yanukovych.
NOAA is being killed by Elon Musk right this moment. One of the truly useful things our government does.
Enjoy paying for weather updates.
Enjoy paying for weather updates.
I don’t know why it’s funny to me that gingivitis may cause alzheimers disease. Maybe their stinky breath is the smell of literal brain rot? 😂
From a cultural perspective:
Chicken were domesticated for the purpose of cockfighting. No one used to eat their flesh or eggs.
Chicken were domesticated for the purpose of cockfighting. No one used to eat their flesh or eggs.
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@nerdy·04:01 27/02/2025
I’m just gonna say it:
Cockfighting should be legal again.
Cockfighting should be legal again.
I’m just gonna say it:
Cockfighting should be legal again.
Cockfighting should be legal again.
Is everyone going to pretend that some rando named Amy Gleason has been running DOGE (not the coin) this whole time? They clearly picked her today, because Elon got what he wanted and doesn’t need additional liability.
Right as rhe agency she was part of quit in mass. This is retarded.
Right as rhe agency she was part of quit in mass. This is retarded.
If I were alone in the woods I’d definitely prefer facing a bear, to dealing with a crypto bear market…
My 16 year old wants to try his first beer. Are there any issues with this? And if not, what beer should I pick?
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
It is the year 2025 and I just saw the thematic connections between Scarface and The Great Gatsby.
Fuck no, and fuck you for even suggesting it.
https://www.space.com/space-exploration/international-space-station/the-iss-should-be-deorbited-as-soon-as-possible-elon-musk-says-lets-go-to-mars
https://www.space.com/space-exploration/international-space-station/the-iss-should-be-deorbited-as-soon-as-possible-elon-musk-says-lets-go-to-mars
Maternal mortality rate increased by 33% when Texas banned abortion. Who could have seen this coming…?
Oh wait, everyone. Every single person knew that was going to happen. And they did it anyway.
Butchers.
Oh wait, everyone. Every single person knew that was going to happen. And they did it anyway.
Butchers.
Ok I’m drunk enough to say it:
The world’s richest man paid just over a half billion dollars in order to access all the nation’s data, in a desperate attempt to win the AI race.
Is something that would happen in, uh, science fiction. Or something-
The world’s richest man paid just over a half billion dollars in order to access all the nation’s data, in a desperate attempt to win the AI race.
Is something that would happen in, uh, science fiction. Or something-
New definition of vegetable:
Grows on a plant and you can eat it with ranch dressing.
Grows on a plant and you can eat it with ranch dressing.
Dearest Putin,
Please stop shooting thr Chernobyl Safe Confinement with drone strikes.
Sincerely,
Eveyone who doesn’t want to glow in the dark.
Please stop shooting thr Chernobyl Safe Confinement with drone strikes.
Sincerely,
Eveyone who doesn’t want to glow in the dark.
When you stare really hard at something, do your eyes start adding motion or a rippling effect to the object you stare at?
Hey remember when someone was like “Elon Musk could easily end world hunger for $6 billion.” And then Elon challenged the world food program to explain how $6 billion could do that and said he would donate if they did. And the WFP explained exactly how, and Elon… donated the money to himself and his own foundation instead?
Cool. Cool…
Cool. Cool…
So… Bluesky is an obvious honeypot, right?
You know how some perfume starts with a stinky base fragrance like ambergris? Then cover it up to make a complex fragrance. Hear me out on this:
Old People Smell
Old People Smell
Odds have been revised to 1/45 chance of natural impact, 44/45 chance of death by incompetence!
Bullish!
Bullish!
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@nerdy·20:39 01/02/2025
I think that there is a 1/83 chance an asteroid kills us in 2032. But a 82/83 chance musk tries to drag it into orbit to mine it, fucks up, and gets us all killed.
If there is a god, he is the most autistic being to ever exist.
I will not be taking questions. Just think about it, you know it’s true.
I will not be taking questions. Just think about it, you know it’s true.
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