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I make rockets IRL.
I reserve the right to shamelessly recast for degen reasons.
Soldier once upon a time.
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It’s only Champagne if it’s from the Champagne region of France. Or a few wineries in California. Nowhere else, otherwise it’s sparkling wine.
Does texas have champagne? No, just sparkling wine. New York? Sparkling wine.
Does California have good champagne? No. But it does have good sparkling wine 😂
I swear we make California Champagne taste like piss just to mess with the French.
Does texas have champagne? No, just sparkling wine. New York? Sparkling wine.
Does California have good champagne? No. But it does have good sparkling wine 😂
I swear we make California Champagne taste like piss just to mess with the French.
(At newscorp headquarters)
“There is too much negativity! I want every story introduced with a positive spin!”
(That evening)
“Citizens of most major cities saw an unexpected boost to their solar panel production during the nuclear flashes, saving money on electricity bills…”
“There is too much negativity! I want every story introduced with a positive spin!”
(That evening)
“Citizens of most major cities saw an unexpected boost to their solar panel production during the nuclear flashes, saving money on electricity bills…”
Today’s strange fact:
No one born blind has ever become schizophrenic. Seems like that warrants some study…
No one born blind has ever become schizophrenic. Seems like that warrants some study…
Who did it better, no ragerts or:
Ukrainian names sound like people were trying to cheat at scrabble so they just crammed all the high value consonants together, and when challenged doubled down on it again and again until they were forced to call their children shit like Zalenskyy and Yanukovych.
NOAA is being killed by Elon Musk right this moment. One of the truly useful things our government does.
Enjoy paying for weather updates.
Enjoy paying for weather updates.
I don’t know why it’s funny to me that gingivitis may cause alzheimers disease. Maybe their stinky breath is the smell of literal brain rot? 😂
From a cultural perspective:
Chicken were domesticated for the purpose of cockfighting. No one used to eat their flesh or eggs.
Chicken were domesticated for the purpose of cockfighting. No one used to eat their flesh or eggs.
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@nerdy·04:01 27/02/2025
I’m just gonna say it:
Cockfighting should be legal again.
Cockfighting should be legal again.
I’m just gonna say it:
Cockfighting should be legal again.
Cockfighting should be legal again.
Is everyone going to pretend that some rando named Amy Gleason has been running DOGE (not the coin) this whole time? They clearly picked her today, because Elon got what he wanted and doesn’t need additional liability.
Right as rhe agency she was part of quit in mass. This is retarded.
Right as rhe agency she was part of quit in mass. This is retarded.
If I were alone in the woods I’d definitely prefer facing a bear, to dealing with a crypto bear market…
My 16 year old wants to try his first beer. Are there any issues with this? And if not, what beer should I pick?
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
It is the year 2025 and I just saw the thematic connections between Scarface and The Great Gatsby.
Fuck no, and fuck you for even suggesting it.
https://www.space.com/space-exploration/international-space-station/the-iss-should-be-deorbited-as-soon-as-possible-elon-musk-says-lets-go-to-mars
https://www.space.com/space-exploration/international-space-station/the-iss-should-be-deorbited-as-soon-as-possible-elon-musk-says-lets-go-to-mars
Maternal mortality rate increased by 33% when Texas banned abortion. Who could have seen this coming…?
Oh wait, everyone. Every single person knew that was going to happen. And they did it anyway.
Butchers.
Oh wait, everyone. Every single person knew that was going to happen. And they did it anyway.
Butchers.
Ok I’m drunk enough to say it:
The world’s richest man paid just over a half billion dollars in order to access all the nation’s data, in a desperate attempt to win the AI race.
Is something that would happen in, uh, science fiction. Or something-
The world’s richest man paid just over a half billion dollars in order to access all the nation’s data, in a desperate attempt to win the AI race.
Is something that would happen in, uh, science fiction. Or something-
New definition of vegetable:
Grows on a plant and you can eat it with ranch dressing.
Grows on a plant and you can eat it with ranch dressing.
Dearest Putin,
Please stop shooting thr Chernobyl Safe Confinement with drone strikes.
Sincerely,
Eveyone who doesn’t want to glow in the dark.
Please stop shooting thr Chernobyl Safe Confinement with drone strikes.
Sincerely,
Eveyone who doesn’t want to glow in the dark.
When you stare really hard at something, do your eyes start adding motion or a rippling effect to the object you stare at?
Hey remember when someone was like “Elon Musk could easily end world hunger for $6 billion.” And then Elon challenged the world food program to explain how $6 billion could do that and said he would donate if they did. And the WFP explained exactly how, and Elon… donated the money to himself and his own foundation instead?
Cool. Cool…
Cool. Cool…
So… Bluesky is an obvious honeypot, right?
You know how some perfume starts with a stinky base fragrance like ambergris? Then cover it up to make a complex fragrance. Hear me out on this:
Old People Smell
Old People Smell
Odds have been revised to 1/45 chance of natural impact, 44/45 chance of death by incompetence!
Bullish!
Bullish!
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@nerdy·20:39 01/02/2025
I think that there is a 1/83 chance an asteroid kills us in 2032. But a 82/83 chance musk tries to drag it into orbit to mine it, fucks up, and gets us all killed.
If there is a god, he is the most autistic being to ever exist.
I will not be taking questions. Just think about it, you know it’s true.
I will not be taking questions. Just think about it, you know it’s true.
I hate C Type thermocouples. I hate them so much. They are the worst thing in the world.
Ok bear with me here…
I propose we give the Nobel Prize to whoever can synthesize a virus that can infect both humans, and computers.
I propose we give the Nobel Prize to whoever can synthesize a virus that can infect both humans, and computers.
Got high and bought a few pounds of a5 wagu steaks AMA 😵💫
Any room can become a panic room of you’re looking at a bad chart 😂
I think that there is a 1/83 chance an asteroid kills us in 2032. But a 82/83 chance musk tries to drag it into orbit to mine it, fucks up, and gets us all killed.
I sharted today. Down bad.
What if DeepSeek is just lying about the number of chips they use so they don’t screw over whoever is bypassing export controls to resell them?
This “tipping” culture in the USA seems identical to the sort of bribery that is endemic to third world nations like India, where you’ll need to slip cash to the electrician you just called for him to actually start working.
Seems like wages dipped below some kind of threshold during the pandemic, triggering this…
Seems like wages dipped below some kind of threshold during the pandemic, triggering this…
When your kid is about to enter a Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament
The ETH gods won’t let the token rise until max despair. So let’s all despair because making bad public calls at the top/bottom is the sacrifice that nourishes The Old Ones. Everyone do your part!
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@nerdy·07:00 23/01/2025
It really seems like gold krugerrands are gonna flip ETH this cycle and the 2021 version of myself is laughing at me.
It really seems like gold krugerrands are gonna flip ETH this cycle and the 2021 version of myself is laughing at me.
I took a bunch of nearly spoiled vegetables and made an awesome curry out of it. Massive win!
If trump sucks up all the liquidity,
when he rugs and fucks the whole market… we all deserved it.
when he rugs and fucks the whole market… we all deserved it.
Just so everyone is clear:
The demand that guests remove shoes upon entry is paired with the expectation that floors are clean and dry.
The demand that guests remove shoes upon entry is paired with the expectation that floors are clean and dry.
Ooooh cool states you’ve been in map. Good stuff.
What about states you’ve f’kd in?
What about states you’ve f’kd in?
I pushed buttons and things look like triangles.
Shapes! Blocks chains!
Shapes! Blocks chains!
(Libertarian voice)
Obviously what California should do is send all these socialist, publicly funded firefighters home and let the free market solve the fire instead! 😂
Obviously what California should do is send all these socialist, publicly funded firefighters home and let the free market solve the fire instead! 😂
Ok, hypothetical question:
Is it better to physically transport seed phrases and trezors during a fire, or to leave behind in a fireproof safe?
Is it better to physically transport seed phrases and trezors during a fire, or to leave behind in a fireproof safe?
I’d measure how free a society is by 2 factors:
Life expectancy, and how silly people can be without attracting negative attention.
Life expectancy, and how silly people can be without attracting negative attention.
I’m staying up late for 2 reasons:
1. Fire and hurricane winds everywhere.
2. So I can sell a Shekel for 1 penny
1. Fire and hurricane winds everywhere.
2. So I can sell a Shekel for 1 penny
This wind sounds like a freaking train rolling over the roof. Good times.
It’s seems kinda strange when my wife gets mail from a friend who’s in jail. I almost want to get my own pen pal so I’m not left out.
Like “Hey Luigi what’s up? I had to get a referral from my insurance today and thought of you…”
Like “Hey Luigi what’s up? I had to get a referral from my insurance today and thought of you…”
Ok it’s pretty hilarious that Canada gets to be 1 state. Canada, more important than both North AND South Dakota? Unthinkable.
“Retard” is back!!? Finally I can describe myself without raising eyebrows again.
Ignore this retarded dip, we’re so back!
Ignore this retarded dip, we’re so back!
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@keccers.eth·20:09 07/01/2025
Ok calling it. “Fag” and “faggot” are coming back next now that it isn’t edgy to say “retard”
Today we honor Richard “Dick” Butt: An accomplished basketball coach in Indiana, he began his coaching career in 1958. He served as head coach at Liberty Center from 1959 to 1964, achieving a 70-40 record and leading the team to a county title and the 1964 Sectional title. Butt continued his coaching career at Lakeland from 1964 to 1973, securing additional sectional titles. He retired in 1996 with 429 career wins and was inducted into the Indiana Basketball Hall of Fame in 2023.
