relationships
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New friend: What color eyes does JMac have?
Me: 🤔
JMac: 🙄🔵
Me: 🤔
JMac: 🙄🔵
Find you a wife who surprises you with sweet potato praline fudge 😍
Relationships are more about accepting and respecting what you don't have in common than celebrating what you do.
who is on my critical path
only way a relationship gon work nowadays
TWO OF MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING MARRIED
How to pick up chicks lesson 1
convincing people to respect, trust and love you never works and usually comes from lacking to give these things to yourself
give respect, trust and love to yourself, and others, and you’ll find you’ll receive the same in return
and if you don’t? well now you’ve filtered out the people who don’t deserve your time
give respect, trust and love to yourself, and others, and you’ll find you’ll receive the same in return
and if you don’t? well now you’ve filtered out the people who don’t deserve your time
Love is supporting his fav football/soccer team even though you actually hate them 😭👉🏻👈🏻
Annual reminder for those doing the daily outfit check for your partner: shoes, accessories, sweaters & occasionally hair. Every once in awhile a hard no is needed. The tougher the call the more decisive the decision. ‘Definitely the right shoe. Definitely.’
Think MLB umpire. Don’t hesitate.
Think MLB umpire. Don’t hesitate.
Do they still owe an apology - or were you simply not present at the time and assume regret is unrealized?
I’ve said this once, I’ll say it again. Births and deaths!
I am obsessed
with finding McIntosh apples 🍎 in season
the actual apple not the computer
I hate them, they are mushy, their skin is too thicc, and they bruise so easily
they are also super hard to find bc the apple consumer trend is now full on crispy
but my wife loves them
so I will continue to hunt for them on insta cart and in bougie grocery stores
(she is also what they call in the marketing world, a “harbinger of doom” for products…her tastes are so bizarre that they predict low sales)
with finding McIntosh apples 🍎 in season
the actual apple not the computer
I hate them, they are mushy, their skin is too thicc, and they bruise so easily
they are also super hard to find bc the apple consumer trend is now full on crispy
but my wife loves them
so I will continue to hunt for them on insta cart and in bougie grocery stores
(she is also what they call in the marketing world, a “harbinger of doom” for products…her tastes are so bizarre that they predict low sales)
Why pettiness in pays at the beginning of relationships.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jchanolm/p/the-secret-to-successful-dating-pettiness?r=ru74j&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
https://open.substack.com/pub/jchanolm/p/the-secret-to-successful-dating-pettiness?r=ru74j&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Why do I attract such craziness? Gotta be something I’m doing, because why am I getting such clinginess from dudes. It was one date, leave me alone.
just got off the phone with my best friend who went on a first date yesterday. Two things stood out to her: his passion for something completely unrelated to her hobbies/work, and him teasing her (in a v humorous and funny way)
IF HE DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME
IF HE DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME
also equally important in LDR. lost count of how many times our conversations just got bitter bec of horrible audio (i partly blame discord for it though)
Collective goal setting with your partner is underrated
Do you recommend premarital counseling?
If so, what questions should be asked?
If so, what questions should be asked?
I’m not attracted to older honestly; occasionally. Maybe similar age if worthwhile. Mostly younger.
People obsess over age gaps too much.
People obsess over age gaps too much.